[Akane has just baked animal-shaped cookies in her Home Economics class]
It is said that for a woman, true happiness can only be found in cooking for her beloved. Akane Tendo... [rushing at Akane as her friends scream] ALLOW ME TO MAKE YOU HAPPY!
[Ranma does a jumping move and lands on Kuno's head, knocking him to the ground]
I'd think again, seeing as how her cooking probably killed better men than you.
Rrr... [clobbers Ranma with the fire extinguisher] Maybe they won't be good... but AT LEAST TRY ONE! [Ranma takes one of Akane's cookies and examines it quizzically] Aren't they cute? They're animal crackers.
These are animals? ... [begins examining Akane's cookies one by one] An octopus?
Stupid! It's a penguin!
A hermit crab?
It's a lion.
It's a water flea!
A rabbit!
Loch Ness Monster!
A swan!
A Power Ranger!
A raccoon!
A salamander!
Alligator!
I know, a platypus!
A KOALA!
More from this episode
All quotes from this episode →More Ranma ½ quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Ranma ½ pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.