Sabrina quotes from Raising Hope

Sabrina

If you must know, my family has a little bit of a body hair issue. And believe me, this is nothing. I've got an aunt that looks like Borat.

Virginia

You get weirder and weirder every week.

Sabrina

All I want is a marriage like yours. One of the reasons I fell in love with Jimmy is the possibility of getting that.

Virginia

That's why you fell in love with him? Because Burt and I have never been able to figure that one out.

Sabrina

Hey, guys, they just started serving breakfast downstairs. You might want to get down there quick before they run out of Danish. Jimmy and I will meet you down there in 15 or 20 minutes after we get ready. ...Alone. On our honeymoon.

Jimmy

Oh, I don't know. Don't want to miss the Danish...

Sabrina

[puts up a hand to stop him] You're gonna want to stick around.

Sabrina

Over the last few years, you have been more of a mother to me than my mother ever was. I want you to have this.

Virginia

I see what you're doing, and it's very sweet, but--

Sabrina

What's my favorite color? What is it?

Virginia

Orange.

Sabrina

And you know that because?

Virginia

Because, for your wedding, you and I spent two days driving to every supermarket in town buying all the orange flowers.

Sabrina

And how did I chip my tooth?

Virginia

You thought you could skateboard drunk on Cinco de Mayo. And you not only chipped your tooth, you sprained your ankle.

Sabrina

And when did I start walking again?

Virginia

Three days later on Ocho de Mayo.

So, your mother never called, huh?

Sabrina

No.

I'm sorry.

Sabrina

That's okay. I'm with my family.

Sabrina

It's more of those postcards from my mom. What are they doing out here?

Jimmy

I always, um, hide them in here before you see them, because I know how much they upset you. I'm sorry.

Jimmy

What was that for?

Sabrina

Because you committed a federal crime to protect my feelings. Oh, Jimmy, don't you see? I may have saved you a couple times, but you save me every day.

I miss my prison husband.

Sabrina

What?

Nothin'.

Sabrina

There's a rip in the side of this mountain.

Burt

Of course there is. That's... "Rip Mountain".

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no. No one is allowed in the boat. Didn't you read the contract?

Sabrina

Oh, yeah, I read every word. That's why my daughter's wearing a snorkel on a road trip.

Sabrina

Hey! How's it going?

Jimmy

It's tough. I haven't found that thing. You know, that muse thing.

Sabrina

[Grins, points to herself] Ooh! What about me? I can be your muse.

Jimmy

Okay, cards on the table: I'm not entirely clear on what a muse is or does.

Virginia

Bet those snobs in the hoity-toity neighborhood don't have to deal with their power going out.

Sabrina

Jimmy, speaking of which, that's us. Let's go home.

Jimmy

You should definitely do a protest. Paint signs, chain yourself to each other. Even if it takes all day marching around in the hot, blazing sun.

Sabrina

God, I'm so glad you're into this. We should get started.

Jimmy

Wait, I have to go with you?

Jimmy

Well, I think we should support Barney.

Sabrina

Oh, I'm not going. It's not because of Barney, it's because of my aunt Maxine. She's always criticizing everything I eat, and what I wear, and how I married a guy who's just completely beneath... [stutters and averts eyes] my... wings. Like the wind!

Jimmy

You can stop.

Burt

A cowhand told me you wanted this.

Jimmy

I thought Sabrina told you.

Sabrina

It's cowboy-speak.

Jimmy

Oh, right. [to Colt Palamino, awkwardly] Howdy, pilgrim. I like beans.

Sabrina

Why don't you guys just dare him to stop?

Jimmy

Apparently it's against the rules.

Burt

It's like wishing for more wishes.

Jimmy

Oh, my God! She let a mummy into our house.

Sabrina

What?

Jimmy

Wait. Hang on. I think that might be Ashley.

Sabrina

Good catch.