A character in Raising Hope
Played by Lucas Neff
Raising Hope · 138 quotes
Most-quoted character in Raising Hope: in 57 of its 138 quotes
Most scenes with: Sabrina (25), Virginia Chance (18), Burt Chance (15)
JimmyYou should definitely do a protest. Paint signs, chain yourself to each other. Even if it takes all day marching around in the hot, blazing sun.
God, I'm so glad you're into this. We should get started.
JimmyWait, I have to go with you?
[Jimmy is about to pour radish juice into Virginia's casserole]
JimmyI know what you did to Sabrina's casserole, and now I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine.
Before you do that, why don't you taste the medicine?
[Jimmy drinks some radish juice, gags]
JimmyOh, it's horrible.
Not the juice. My casserole.
[Jimmy tries Virginia's casserole, spits out in disgust, drinks some radish juice, gags]
JimmyOh, it's horrible! Why can't anyone cook anymore? Is it me? Maybe I went mouth-blind. Can people go mouth-blind?
[After being warned by Frank that Barney is looking for a couple to double date with him and Maxine]
JimmyWell, I think we should support Barney.
Oh, I'm not going. It's not because of Barney, it's because of my aunt Maxine. She's always criticizing everything I eat, and what I wear, and how I married a guy who's just completely beneath... [stutters and averts eyes] my... wings. Like the wind!
JimmyYou can stop.
A cowhand told me you wanted this.
JimmyI thought Sabrina told you.
It's cowboy-speak.
JimmyOh, right. [to Colt Palamino, awkwardly] Howdy, pilgrim. I like beans.
Why don't you guys just dare him to stop?
JimmyApparently it's against the rules.
It's like wishing for more wishes.
JimmyOh, my God! She let a mummy into our house.
What?
JimmyWait. Hang on. I think that might be Ashley.
Good catch.
There have been countless studies that show that all of the most successful babies have been born in November. Because they're the oldest in their class.
JimmyOne reason I support your theory is that it means we can have sex right now.
I can't believe you used to use stray dogs to hook up with girls.
JimmyUh, excuse me. High school dropout working with his dad, living with his parents? My toolbox wasn't exactly overflowing.
Here's chamomile with one sugar for you, and for the master of the house, chilled grape soda.
JimmyListen, Eleanor--My God, this grape soda is good.
Oh, thank you. I went all the way to the bad part of town for it.
JimmyThat's nice. And also, Nana's dead.
As a member of the domestic service community, normally right now I'd be giving you a long talking-to about abusing your maid, but your father might be dead.
JimmyEleanor, adjust my face to express shock.
Very good, sir.
Allow me. [slaps Jimmy across the face]
We know what it's like to have an ungrateful child. And an uncoordinated child. And an underachieving child. But we stuck around.
JimmyHey, Mom. I'm right here.
And a child with an annoying voice.
JimmyYou guys said, just last week, that room was still mine if if things didn't work out with Sabrina.
[looks at Virginia, annoyed] Really. Just last week.
It was your anniversary, the subject came up. And to be clear, he had just told us he was getting you a box of envelopes.
JimmyThe first anniversary is paper.
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