Cody
Mind if I ask you a question, Pastor?
Pastor
Please.
Cody
This book, you have to believe all of it, not just some of it, right?
Pastor
That's right.
Cody
So, do you like shrimp?
Pastor
Well, as a matter of fact I do.
Cody
Because in Leviticus, a few scriptures before that man lying with man is an abomination one, it also says it's an abomination to eat shellfish, and shrimp are shellfish, right?
Pastor
What's your point, young man?
Cody
I believe the point is, if you can eat shrimp, we can eat cock.
Pastor
Son, you need the Lord. You need to accept Jesus.
Cody
Oh, I accept Jesus. It's assholes like you, I have a problem with.
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