Queer as Folk (US) Season 2 quotes

Ben

It's more than just a comic book. There's nothing more sexual than the act of creation... it's the fucking greatest orgasm there is.

Brian

[To Debbie after being yelled at by Justin and Michael] Give me a minute between rounds, then you can have a go with me.

Debbie

Article 14 in the Super-Mom-Handbook says no kicking assholes when they're down. They'd take away my halo.

Brian

I'm not an asshole, I'm just drawn that way.

Debbie

You're jealous.

Brian

I don't do jealous, jealous is for lesbians.

Debbie

Well, then you better start liking pussy.

Justin

[about Brian] All this time I've been fooling myself... thinking he loves me.

Michael

He does love you.

Ben

No luck in the bedroom.

Michael

That's a first.

Justin

Isn't that like the most amazing coincidence?

Brian

That you and Ben and like 17 million other people have the same birthday?

Emmett

I've tried boys, I've tried booze, I've tried pills, but I am still in the valley of the dolls.

So what do you do?

Ted

I work in computers.

Sales, programming?

Ted

I run my own dot com company.

Really... an entrepreneur. So what kind of company is it?

Ted

You know... dealing with people's needs... might call it, relief work.

Somehow I knew you'd do something that involved helping others.

Emmett

Well, boys, you date your saints. I'll stick to the sinners.

Brian

Didn't your daddy ever teach you how to tie a tie?

Justin

No, he was too busy kicking me out and beating the shit out of you.

Brian

Well, neither did mine. He was too busy regretting the day I was born.

Lindsay

I don't understand you.

Brian

Few do.

Ethan

The Revel was passable but the Brahms was for shit.

Justin

I didn't notice.

Ethan

Well, you should have, it was all your fault.