Queer as Folk (US) quotes

Ted

Hey Bri, got yourself a new boyfriend?

Emmett

He's even younger than the last one!

Debbie

Who's the cutie?

Brian

He's the spawn of Satan and my sister.

Debbie

I thought I recognized a family resemblance.

Michael

What are you doing with your nephew?

Brian

I'm brat-sitting.

Emmett

Does this mean you two will be related?

Brian

Yeah. Lesbians once removed.

Ben

I try not to think about it. Some days I even succeed.

Vic

I know what you mean. But then something always happens to remind me. Touch of the flu, someone donating sperm, a lover who dies...

Brian

Don't get wound up about it.

Michael

I'm half-Italian, half-drag queen; I'm allowed to get worked up!

Joan Kinney

This is what happens when you turn your back on the lord.

Brian

Fuck the lord... and fuck you.

Brian

Where's your wife?

Ted

Went home to her mother.

Brian

I sincerely hope you find the dream that satisfies your existence. But in the meantime, why don't you have a drink?

Debbie

When's the last time you voted?

Brian

Let's see... that would be the Big Basket contest at Woody's.

Brian

May the best self-serving son-of-a-bitch win.

Jennifer

Have you registered?

Emmett

Yeah, I signed up yesterday.

Ted

You did?

Emmett

I asked you if you wanted to take strip-aerobics.

Ted

I believe Jennifer means to vote.

Debbie

Which one of you said hold the mayo?

Brian

That would be Mr. Miracle Whipper.

Debbie

[to Michael] Don't be so hard on yourself.

Brian

I wouldn't mention 'hard on'.

Debbie

A lot of people freeze up under pressure, you know, it's called Performance Anxiety, right Brian?

Brian

[nods] Never heard of it.