Justin quotes from Queer as Folk (US)

Justin

Isn't that like the most amazing coincidence?

Brian

That you and Ben and like 17 million other people have the same birthday?

Brian

Didn't your daddy ever teach you how to tie a tie?

Justin

No, he was too busy kicking me out and beating the shit out of you.

Brian

Well, neither did mine. He was too busy regretting the day I was born.

Ethan

The Revel was passable but the Brahms was for shit.

Justin

I didn't notice.

Ethan

Well, you should have, it was all your fault.

Ethan

I thought you were the maintenance guy. There's no heat.

Justin

Sorry.

Ethan

It's okay. Maybe things will warm up now that you're here.

Justin

Why don't you just admit you don't want to go away with me for the weekend?

Brian

I don't want to go away with you for the weekend.

Justin

At least it's out in the open.

Brian

I want to go away with you for the whole fucking week!

Michael

Want to hear my secret fantasy?

Justin

I don't generally like discussing kink on an empty stomach.

Justin

I want a boyfriend who only wants to be with me. Who wants to stay home every once in a while. Who at least gets jealous when some other guy is sucking my dick right in front of him.

Michael

That's not Brian. It never will be.

Ethan

She's right, your stuff is the best. So admit it, you're brilliant.

Justin

I'm brilliant.

Justin

You scared me.

Brian

Relax. It's not that kind of a shower scene.

Ethan

Do you like french films?

Justin

I've never been.

Ethan

Never been? Peasant!

Justin

It's hard enough loving one person.

Ethan

But if you're the one that the other two are in love with, you can break both their hearts.

Justin

Brian already is perfect.

Michael

Glad you think so.

Ethan

He must love you a lot.

Justin

In his way.

Ethan

But not in yours.

Brian

So how big's his dick?

Justin

That has nothing to do with it.

Brian

Since when? You love cock. You love it down your throat. You love it up your ass. You love riding it. And after you cum, you love to fall asleep, still inside you.

Justin

Cut it out.

Brian

You're hard. So... don't tell me it doesn't matter.

Justin

He loves me.

Brian

Your dreamy eyed school boy.

Justin

In ways that you can't.

Brian

In ways that I won't.