Justin quotes from Queer as Folk (US)

Ethan

At least now I know why you're with him. God, he's beautiful. He must be great in bed.

Justin

Yeah, he is. It's when we're not in bed that's the problem!

Justin

We're not speaking.

Brian

Creative differences.

Justin

Actually, we're in total agreement. He thinks I'm an asshole and I think he's one.

Michael

You got what you wanted.

Justin

So did you! From the first night that we met and he took me home and fucked me, you have wanted me gone. Well, Mikey, you finally got your wish. There's nothing standing in your way anymore. He's all yours.

Craig

What about Brian?

Justin

We're not together anymore.

Craig

Finally, some good news. I'm glad to see you've come to your senses.

Craig

No father could have ever been prouder of his son than I was of you.

Justin

Now you're ashamed.

Craig

… No.

Justin

That I'm not the man you wanted me to be? I am the man that I want to be. I'm the only man that I can be. If you can't be proud of me for that, then that's your problem.

Justin

I could be poor for a long time...

Brian

Well, knowing your tastes, you'd better not be.

Justin

What's it for?

Brian

It's for the center Carnival.

Justin

[Laughs] You fucking hate the center!

Brian

Not when they're paying me. So how much do you want?

Justin

It's for a good cause, so it's free.

Brian

Christ — didn't I teach you anything?

Justin

500.

Brian

200.

Justin

500; take it or leave it.

Brian

I like the way you do business.

Ethan

Now, why do you have to be so antisocial?

Justin

I'm not antisocial. I just can't stand people.

You're not just a pretty face.

Justin

No. I got a pretty big cock as well. And I give one hell of a blow job. Right, Ethan?

Justin

I guess I better go.

Brian

Tell Ian we missed him!

Justin

What about me?

Brian

What about you? You expect him to sacrifice his career for a piece of blonde boy ass? Is that your idea of true love, Sunshine?

Brian

Where'd you get the ring?

Justin

Ethan.

Brian

How romantic.

Justin

Fuck all you'd know about romance.

Daphne

[holds up a block of cheese] Smell this.

Justin

[smells] Smells like some guys I've gone down on.

Daphne

That is the grossest most disgusting thing I've ever heard! Eww!

Justin

You're a liar!

Ethan

I didn't want to hurt you.

Justin

That is so laughably, so pathetically lame, I am not even gonna comment on it! Try something else.

Ethan

I was- I was covering my ass.

Justin

That's better. Go on.

Ethan

I was alone. You weren't there.

Justin

Now it's my fault.

Ethan

That's not what I mean. I missed you.

Justin

So, since you couldn't bare to be without me for one fucking night, you decide to pick up some drooling admirer?!

Ethan

Basically, yes.

Justin

So tell me, Mr. Gold, as a last minute replacement, how'd he do? Did he kneel at your feet and worship your huge talent? Did he marvel at your magnificent fingering, did the way you stroke your bow leave him breathless?

Ethan

It was one stupid mistake! Look how many times you forgave Brian!

Justin

I NEVER forgave Brian. I didn't have to. Because he never promised me anything. You did.

Ethan

I need you. I don't know what I'm going to do without you!

Justin

I'm sure you'll survive. After all, you still have your music. It's the only thing you ever really loved.