Justin quotes from Queer as Folk (US)

Brian

What are you doing?

Justin

I'm killing you with kindness.

Brian

Well, don't think you've won. 'Cause if you do, you're dead.

Justin

Not as long as I've got you to protect me.

Brian

And I thought I was finally rid of you.

Justin

Not until I say so!

Justin

[after being refused service at Babylon] Who do you have to fuck around here to get a drink?!

Brian

Me! [to the bartender] Two beers please; I'm thirsty!

Brian

I know it's scarier finding your own way than doing what's expected.

Justin

I'm not scared.

Brian

You're fucking terrified, just like the night you met me. I was sure you'd go back home, but you didn't. You said: "I'm going with him."

Justin

I cannot believe that you remember that, considering how you couldn't remember my name.

Brian

And look what happened.

Justin

I turned into a big queer.

Brian

Yeah, lucky for you, otherwise I wouldn't be wasting my time. But it's too late now, there's no turning back.

Brian

I need coffee.

Ted

Someone was up fucking 'til the wee hours.

Justin

Was he cuter than me?

Justin

I'm saving up to go to the White Party.

Emmett

My my aren't you two raising him well.

Emmett

Hooray! Only... it's starting to feel perilously like a couples night, seeing as I'm the only single boy left.

Brian

Excuse me? What the fuck do you think I am?!

Justin

[rushes over and grabs Brian's arm before anyone can reply] Are we going to Babylon?

Justin

Yeah, it's sad isn't it? All of these older guys still partying way past their prime. They don't know when to stop. So, how about the real thing?

Brian

Check back with me in an hour.

Justin

What? So now I'm a back-up plan? Who do you do when all else fails?

Brian

How many times do I have to tell you, we're not a couple. Michael and David are a couple. Lindsay and Melanie are a couple. Ted and whats-his-name are a couple.

Justin

So what are we then?

Brian

I don't know about you, but I'm single.

Justin

Did you see me?

Brian

Yeah I saw you.

Justin

Well?

Brian

I think the contest was rigged.

You know him?

Brian

I taught him everything he knows.

Justin

Except how to dance. [to trick] What's your name? I'd ask him only I'm sure he doesn't know.

Shawn.

Justin

You're hot. I was watching you.

You were?

Justin

It made me want to fuck all night. Do you want to get out of here?

You lead.

Brian

I thought we had plans.

Justin

You couldn't do better. I told you I might have plans, too.

What's his problem?

Justin

He's just my stalker.

Justin

What a night!

Brian

So how was he?

Justin

He had the greatest ass. I brought him back, I fucked him all night. My dick's gonna be sore for a week.

Brian

That's enough.

Michael

Actually I'd like to hear more.

Ted

Speak slowly and enunciate.

Justin

Ah, he gave great head. He wanted me to fuck him with my crown on. Kinda kinky. But after a while, he got really clingy. He wanted to know if he could see me again.

Brian

So, what'd you tell him?

Justin

I told him that he could see me in his dream.

Emmett

So, who's up for the Absolute Abs Contest?

Justin

Don't go. You can't go. What are you going to do without me?

Brian

I don't know, I guess I'll survive.

Justin

[talking about Brian moving away] I love him, Michael.

Michael

I know. All the more reason to let him go.

Justin

You must not care very much.

Michael

I care more than you'll ever know.

Justin

This is disgusting. Really sick!

Brian

Are you looking at those hetero porn sites again?

Justin

Do you want to come to my prom with me?

Brian

As what, your chaperone?

Justin

As my date.

Brian

ha... I'd love to. But my prom dress is still at the dry cleaners.