Brian quotes from Queer as Folk (US)

Brian

Oh, come on officer, they're just a couple of crazy kids who fell in love and got hitched. Give 'em a break.

Brian

Never should have had that second piece of wedding cake. But when the love of your life marries somebody else what choice do you have but to drown yourself in buttercream filling?

Brian

I'm a cocksucker! I'm queer! And to anyone who takes pity or offense, I say, judge yourself. This is where I live. This is who I am.

Brian

[About a sandwich advertisement] How do you like, "When you're hungry for a big cock...!"

Brian

Fags are no different than people. Tell them they can't have something and it's all they want. And they won't give up until they get it.

Brian

The way gay men are obsessed with youth and beauty. An entire subculture convinced that the meaning of happiness is no love handles. How pathetic. How tragic. How profitable.

Brian

I want to see your wife! Where is the little woman?!

Brian

Tuna casserole means we're going to get stoned and have a very meaningful conversation.

Brian

[after finding that Justin escaped the fire] All I could think was, "Please don't let anything happen to him." [grabs Justin and holds him close] I love you.

Brian

Whether we see each other next weekend, next month, never again, it doesn't matter. It's only time.

Michael

We need to go. We want to eat.

Brian

I'm just gonna give him my number.

Michael

What'd you do, write it on your penis? How long is this gonna take?

Brian

[looks at the face of the guy] Ten minutes. Tops.

Michael

That was quick.

Ted

Not when you've had as much practice as he's had.

Brian

I got bored.

Emmett

I know, getting your dick sucked can be so tedious.

Justin

Just uh, checking out the bars, you know. Boy Toy. Meat Hook.

Brian

Meat Hook? Really? So you're into leather?

Justin

[hesitates] Sure.

Brian

Where you heading?

Justin

No place special.

Brian

I can change that.

Brian

Do you like Special K?

Justin

It's okay. I like Cheerios better.

Brian

I don't mean the kind you eat with bananas.

Brian

So what do you like to do?

Justin

Do? I don't know. Watch TV, play Tomb Raider.

Brian

[laughs] I mean in bed.

Justin

Oh. [smiles] This is fine.

Brian

Are you a top or a bottom?

Justin

[hesitates] ...Top. And bottom.

Brian

Oh, you're versatile then.

Justin

And ambidextrous, which was really confusing at first 'cause I can never figure out which hand to throw with.

Brian

[nods] Do you like to rim?

Justin

Sure. I love it.

Brian

Great. Go to it.

Brian

Well?

Justin

Um... What exactly do you mean?