Brian quotes from Queer as Folk (US)

Brian

Ben needs more muscles like I need another cock.

Brian

What do you want?

Brian

Besides that.

Brian

Leave it to a queen to turn anything into a drama.

Brian

I've lived with a mother; it's a fate worse than birth.

Brian

You want to get even? I'll tell you how to get even. Become the biggest fucking success you can possibly be.

Brian

Nothing pisses off a straight guy more than a successful fag.

Brian

I could think of so many more interesting things to do with my right hand.

Brian

[To Michael] You wanna bite? And you can have some of my sandwich too...

Brian

I have no practical skills whatsoever in talking lesbians out of trees.

Brian

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

Brian

By the way... I missed you.

Brian

If some asshole named Vic Grassi calls from Hell, you can tell him I'm in a meeting.

Brian

All I want to do is dig a hole and crawl in. Only I'm too busy vomiting.

Brian

It's okay to like cock. And it's okay to like pussy. Just not at the same time.

Brian

Of all the times we fucked, and by now I'd say we are well into the quadruple digits, that has to be in the top five.