Brian quotes from Queer as Folk (US)

Justin

What's your problem?

Brian

I have no problem. I am problem less. A problem free zone.

Brian

I'm not going to their fucking party!

Justin

Why not?

Brian

Because I'm going to a fucking party.

Brian

I don't think you get it.

Justin

What, that someone rejected you? Got the prime piece of meat, it happens to everyone!

Emmett

Congratulations, stud. That's your third time tonight.

Ted

Who's keeping score?

Emmett

I am. Look at him, so smug, so self-satisfied. Now is the perfect time to send him off with his... not-unattractive tail between his legs.

Brian

What the fuck for? You've got the son of a bitch where you want him, with his ass in the air, and it's not a bad one, I might add.

Emmett

Don't listen to him! Tell.

Brian

What the hell does he know? Fuck!

Ted

Would you get off my back?!

Justin

I made some decisions.

Brian

About what?

Justin

My life.

Justin

To be a couple both people have to want the same things, to move in the same direction. If they can't, or won't, they really have nowhere to go.

Brian

Probably not.

Justin

Then why are we still doing this if we both know it's never going to work?

Brian

Damned if I know.

Brian

You infected him! With your petty bourgeois mediocre conformist assimilationist life! Thanks to you he's got visions! Babies, weddings, white picket fences dancing in his blonde little head!

Michael

And you think I put them there?

Brian

Before you and your husband tied the noose around your necks, he was perfectly happy! But now, he's a defector! Just like the rest of you!

Michael

He was never perfectly happy! Waiting for years for you to say I love you, you're the only one I want!

Brian

That's not who I am!

Michael

Don't we all know!

Brian

And now he's here in your house.

Michael

It's a home.

Brian

It's a farce! It's a freak show!

Michael

Call it what you want, I honestly don't care. But he didn't leave because I infected him. He left because of you! Who wouldn't?!

Brian

You doing okay?

Justin

Yeah, I'm fine. And you?

Brian

Likewise, thanks for asking.

Justin

Well, I guess I better get going.

Brian

Me too. Take care of yourself.

Justin

You too.

Ted

Come on Brian, you can't fool me. You gotta free yourself of this burden. Release it, let it all hang out!

Brian

[Deadpan] My mother is a frigid bitch, my father was an abusive drunk; they had a hateful marriage, which is probably why I am unwilling, or unable, to form a long-term committed relationship of my own. The fact that I drink like a fish, abuse drugs and have more or less redefined promiscuity doesn't help, much. As a result I've lost the two people in my life that mean the most to me. [Referring to Justin and Michael]

Ted

There. Don't you feel better.

Brian

No. But I'm sure you do.

Brian

You said that your small, charmless studio would have to do until your country manor came along. I'd hoped this would be all you dreamed of.

Justin

And more, but I told you I...

Brian

...Won't marry me. Who could blame you? I am , without doubt, the worst candidate for marriage alive, but, conversely, that's also the reason that I'm the best candidate.

Justin

And how's that?

Brian

Because, as strongly as I was opposed to the idea, now that I'm behind it, I am as fervently and passionately committed.

Justin

Uh huh. And what changed your mind?

Brian

I finally thought of one good reason to do it.

Justin

And what is that one good reason?

Brian

To prove to the person that I love, how much I love him. That I would give him anything, that I would do anything, be anything, to make him happy.

Justin

You bought this? This … palace?

Brian

It's for my prince. I'm also selling the loft and the club.

Justin

Without even knowing what my answer would be?

Brian

I'm taking a chance on love.

Justin

Then you mean it?

Brian

I've never meant anything more.

Justin

Okay.

Brian

Okay?

Justin

Let's do it!

Brian

Say it.

Justin

Yes.

Brian

Yes, what?

Justin

Yes! Yes, I will marry you. I will marry you!

Brian

I only have one question. After we're married, will you still blow me?

Justin

[Laughs] Ever the romantic! That depends. If you still fuck me in every room of, um, what are we gonna call it? Mandalay? Xanadu? Wuthering Heights?

Brian

I'll leave the christening up to you.

Justin

Britain.

Brian

[Looks confused, before realizing] Bri-Tin!

Brian

Wouldn't you rather just cuddle?

Justin

What?

Brian

I said wouldn't you rather just lie here —

Justin

No no no, I heard what you said. You said "cuddle"!

Brian

So?

Justin

So? I have never ever once heard you use that word, much less actually want to do it.

Brian

Okay, can we just turn the lights out?

Justin

No, no! Brian Kinney fucks, sucks, rims, rams but never cuddles!

Brian

Okay, so I used a word that offends your sensibilities. Forgive me, I apologize. I'll never do it again!

Michael

Come on, come on. Shake that groove thing.

Brian

You shake it, Mikey. I'm too...

Michael

What? Old? You'll always be young, you'll always be beautiful. You're Brian Kinney, for fuck's sake!

Brian

When's your flight?

Justin

Ten... I think I finally found a place to stay. Daphne has a friend in the East Village... Finding a work space is gonna be difficult. Apparently everything costs a fortune.

Brian

Well, you'll manage. You always do.

Justin

I'll be back, and you'll come there. We're gonna see each other all the time.

Brian

You don't know that; neither do I. Whether we see each other next weekend or next month, never again, it doesn't matter. It's only time.

Justin

You didn't return them?

Brian

I didn't return them.

Justin

We don't need rings or vows to prove that we love each other. We already know that.

Brian

You did it.

Justin

Did what?

Brian

Became the best homosexual you could possibly be.