Brian quotes from Queer as Folk (US)

Horvath

He retired a year ago... said he was under a lot of pressure.

Brian

I'm sure that murdering someone can be very stressful.

Horvath

You were right.

Brian

That's my three favorite words after nine inches cut.

Debbie

About what?

Brian

The cream.

Debbie

What did it turn?

Horvath

It matches that found in Jason Kemp's rectum.

Debbie

For your information I just poured it!

I'm sure you've been following the campaign.

Brian

No, actually, I've been so busy shopping and blow-drying my hair.

Justin

I couldn't say 'I'm sorry' to someone who would rather see me dead-- all of us dead-- than be part of his family friendly world.

Brian

So you sacrifice everything?

Justin

Sometimes you have to for what you believe in.

Brian

This used to be such a magical kingdom, full of sprites and fairies.

Justin

Now it's like watching the Wizard of Oz in reverse.

Brian

Cops in the streets, cops in the bars, cops in the clubs... it's fucking depressing.

Justin

Unless you're into cops.

Debbie

What are you two doing?

Brian

What does it look like we're doing... we're cop-ulating!

Emmett

You know, we've never done this before.

Brian

It's a shame. We'd make such a lovely couple. We're both... tall.

Brian

You also need to move on.

Emmett

I have.

Brian

And forget about him. He's dead.

Emmett

He's not dead.

Brian

Well, he will be, soon enough. But that's his problem... keep dancing.

Emmett

I don't know how you do it.

Brian

It's easy. Just put one foot in front of the other.

Emmett

I mean be so heartless.

Brian

Well, it takes a little practice but eventually you get the knack.

Emmett

Well, I could never be like that.

Brian

Sure you could... [Emmett starts walking away] Then go back to him, show him how much you care... and let him kill you, too.

Justin

I can't believe you did this. It's so...

Brian

Noble?

Justin

Out of character. What made you do it?

Brian

Some asshole told me that if you believe in something strongly enough, you have to be willing to sacrifice everything.

Debbie

This establishment reserves the right to refuse service to anyone. And that includes anyone who has not performed the single most important act expected of each and every American?

Brian

Anal sex?

Michael

Hey what's the line for?

To vote.

Brian

Oh, I thought they were handing out free poppers.

In case you haven't heard, there's an election.

Brian

No shit. Who's running?

Lindsay

You know what this reminds me of? Homecoming queen.

Brian

There was a lot riding on that election as well.

Lindsay

Waiting all night for the votes to be counted. Fortunately, I won.

Emmett

You too?

Brian

My God, do you have no respect for authority? The law?

Michael

I had to do something.

Brian

So you risked it all? Mikey you are so-

Michael

Pathetic, I know.

Justin

Jesus Christ, Brian. Now you don't even have a car.

Brian

Yeah, I guess I've lost everything.

Justin

[Puts his arm around Brian] Not everything.

Brian

Shit. It's that time of the month again.

Justin

When your little friend comes to visit?