Brian quotes from Queer as Folk (US)

Michael

You know we're lucky.

Brian

That our hairline hasn't started to recede?

Michael

That no matter how much you hated your parents or no matter how much my mom drives me crazy, they never tried to give us away.

Brian

Speak for yourself.

Gardner

I want to know why you would do such a thing. Sacrifice your future as well as this agency's, for what?

Brian

You wouldn't understand.

Gardner

Why not?

Brian

Because you're straight.

Debbie

I brought tuna macaroni. It was your favorite as a kid.

Brian

No it wasn't.

Debbie

Don't argue with me; you fucking loved it!

Justin

I could always make my mother's meatloaf, honey. And we could look at photo's from when we took the kids to Disney world.

Brian

I have a better idea.

Justin

So you're just gonna take it lying down?

Brian

That's generally how it's done.

Michael

Hunter... this is Brian.

Hunter

Wanna fuck?

Brian

Nice to meet you, too.

Brian

Twenty of Pittsburgh's hottest horniest hunks... and Debbie.

Justin

I know how much she wants to be a gay man but is wise to encourage her?

Hunter

How 'bout I pay you?

Brian

[laughs] You couldn't afford me.

Brian

Somewhat bald, somewhat overweight, somewhat middle-aged.

Horvath

You just described half the guys on the force.

Justin

Look at all these old guys...

Brian

It's sad, isn't it?

Justin

Yeah, some of them are even older than you are. But I guess at their age if they want it, they gotta pay for it.

Brian

Another reason to die young.

Justin

Or to accept the fact that youth and beauty are fleeting. That time will inevitably leave its mark. And that we should accept our mortality with grace and dignity.

Hunter

Look who's here. Come to find me?

Brian

Yeah you're all I've been thinking about.

Justin

Excuse me?

Hunter

I said get lost. I saw him first.

Justin

Really?

Hunter

So how about expressing your appreciation?

Justin

He already has three times with me.

Hunter

What do you bother with that for? How much is he charging you?

Brian

[looks at Justin] a hundred?

Justin

[Justin nods] He refuses to pay though.

Hunter

I don't blame him. I wouldn't give you ten bucks.

Michael

You fucked a murderer?!

Hunter

What's the big deal? I used a condom.

Brian

Well, your safe sex lecture paid off.

Michael

He already has a boyfriend!

Hunter

You do?

Brian

In a non-defined, non-conventional way, yeah.

Michael

Why do you do it?

Hunter

I have low self-esteem, I was serialized at too early an age, it's exciting, fun, and a great way to make non-portable income.

Michael

I would like an honest answer, smart-ass!

Brian

He just gave you one.