Brian quotes from Queer as Folk (US)

Justin

I thought we were partners.

Brian

We are.

Debbie

It's the first time since Michael's learned how to pick up a phone that we haven't talked three times a day.

Justin

Three?

Brian

I know... it explains so much.

Brian

It's like that time in 7th grade when I lean you my brand new 10-speed and you brought it back... the front fender was crushed, my seat was torn-

Michael

I was hit by a bus!

Emmett

I'd rather stay here, get shit-faced.

Brian

You've passed shit-faced about 10 miles back.

Justin

Mom.

Jennifer

Hi honey.

Brian

Hi honey.

Justin

It's more than that... it's where we made love for the first time.

Brian

That wasn't love. I just gave you a rim job and fucked your brains out.

Justin

It was love to me.

Justin

Now you and half of gay Pittsburgh can sleep soundly in your bed tonight knowing the loft is still yours.

Brian

Half of gay Pittsburgh can sleep soundly in their own beds. [kisses Justin]

Brian

What you've accomplished is an amazing achievement. To sink so low. To hit bottom with such a resounding thud.

Ted

You know, you should be a guest motivational speaker in rehab.

Brian

It's Batman and the new Robin!

Ben

Better not tell the old Robin that.

Ben

Maybe next year we all should go [to the fairy gathering]... Brian how 'bout you?

Brian

I'd rather have my tongue super-glued to a lesbian's twat.

Emmett

So I've been going to the gym religiously.

Brian

Is that why you've been kneeling in the steam room?

Justin

Last time I was here it was No Towel's Night.

Brian

A hundred guys must have touched my stiffy.

Justin

Mr. Popular. And I'm the only one you fucked.

Brian

What do you say we christen my new office? I have 15 minutes before I have to approve ad copy.

Justin

Always the romantic.

Justin

What's the matter? Are you scared?

Brian

[Laughing] Yeah, I'm incapacitated with fear...

Ted

I'm Ted, I'm a crystal meth addict.

Hi Ted.

Ted

This is my sixth week of recovery. Uh, I guess it all started about a year ago or so, I was struggling with feelings of worthlessness and depression, no longer had the will to go on. So in a moment of despair I decided to try what-

Brian

Come on. I need you.

Ted

Jesus, Brian, can't you see I'm sharing?

Brian

[looks around at the group] It's nothing you haven't heard before. Did drugs, fucked around, hit bottom, regrets it deeply... Let's go.