Brian quotes from Queer as Folk (US)

Lindsay

[About Justin asking Brian to the Prom] Oh! I think that's so adorable that he asked you! Despite the somewhat questionable difference in you ages, and that fact that emotionally he's 12 years your senior.

Brian

Not going; too old.

Lindsay

Oh, so you're 30, I know. It's so dramatic, but it is something we all go through, if you're lucky enough to live that long, but to carry on like it's the end of your life?

Brian

It is.

Lindsay

It's the beginning! A whole new way of thinking about yourself, feeling a whole new sense of accomplishment.

Brian

That's from the 'La Jeunesse' anti-aging commercial; I wrote that fucking copy!

Lindsay

Oh, Okay. I guess I only quote from the masters...

Brian

Why do you always have to ruin everything?

Michael

Ruin? I'm saving you! Just like Toby Harper saved Captain Astro in issue 231 of Astro Comics, when Captain Astro thought that he lost all of his super powers.

Brian

God, you are so pathetic.

Michael

No, you are! Don't you see that you still have your powers? All of your powers. And you always will. Whether you're 18, or you're 30, or you're 50, or you're 100. You will always be young and you will always be beautiful. You're Brian Kinney, for fuck's sake!

Brian

We gave them a prom they'll never forget.

Justin

Me neither. It's the best night of my life.

Brian

Even if it was ridiculously romantic.

Drugs can't fix everything.

Brian

Where did you hear that?

Brian

There you have it, ladies and gentlemen, proof positive that making other people happy can cause nausea, severe cramps, even diarrhea.

Got any TUMS?

Brian

Know what TUMS is spelled backwards?

SMUT!

Justin

They say I may never draw again.

Brian

Yeah, well, they're always telling people they'll never walk again, or draw again, or piss again, so that when you finally do you'll think they're geniuses and they can charge you whatever the fuck they want.

Brian

Yeah well I can remember. I can remember everything. I saw him... he was coming after you with a bat. But he was moving too fast and you were too far away... I ran... but there was no time to stop him. And then he swung but it was too late. There was nothing I could do. And then you just laid there on the cold cement.

Justin

It wasn't your fault... it wasn't your fault.

Jennifer

The day the doctor sent him home from the hospital he'd said that he'd never seen such a determined patient and he asked me what it was that made him work so hard. I knew but I didn't tell him... it was you. Every day that you didn't come to see him was more incentive for him to get better and get out so that he could come see you. Of course, what Justin didn't know and I didn't tell him was that you were there... every night. The nurse on duty told me. I want to thank you for that. But he's home now, safe and sound and there isn't any reason anymore for you to watch over him and so... so I would like you to leave. And never see him again.

Brian

I care about him.

Jennifer

It was because of you he was almost killed. Forgive me for being so blunt. I've tried to accept him for who he is. To accept your world and that he's a part of it. I've even tried to accept you. And as a result, I nearly lost him. And I don't intend to lose him again. So if you care about him and I believe you-- I believe you do, you'll do what I ask and return my son to me.

Jennifer

I came at the wrong time.

Brian

You two have a lot in common.

Brian

What would you like me to do?

Jennifer

Touch him. Help him be touched.

Brian

You want me to fuck him?

Jennifer

Well-- uh-- you're the one he trusts. If that's what it takes.

Justin

You kissed me? In front of everybody?

Brian

Yeah. You should have been there.

Justin

I wish I could remember.

Brian

I wish I could forget.

Justin

I want you inside me.

Brian

Are you sure?

Justin

Yeah, just take it easy.

Brian

Like the first time?

Ted

These characters have principles. When you have principles, you don't need orgasms.

Brian

You have principles when you don't have orgasms.

Ted

Even you have to admit, it's important that the straight world sees realistic portrayals of us.

Brian

You call that realistic? And who gives a flying fuck what straight people think?