Brian quotes from Queer as Folk (US)

Michael

Wow, I forgot what it was like at your house.

Brian

Yeah, that's why I was always at yours.

What's in the bag, Uncle Bri?

Brian

Grandpa's head. Wanna see it?

Brian

Isn't that what you always wanted, Michael?

Michael

What, a drunken fuck so you wouldn't have to think about your dad? I never wanted that.

Emmett

Hooray! Only... it's starting to feel perilously like a couples night, seeing as I'm the only single boy left.

Brian

Excuse me? What the fuck do you think I am?!

Justin

[rushes over and grabs Brian's arm before anyone can reply] Are we going to Babylon?

Justin

Yeah, it's sad isn't it? All of these older guys still partying way past their prime. They don't know when to stop. So, how about the real thing?

Brian

Check back with me in an hour.

Justin

What? So now I'm a back-up plan? Who do you do when all else fails?

Brian

How many times do I have to tell you, we're not a couple. Michael and David are a couple. Lindsay and Melanie are a couple. Ted and whats-his-name are a couple.

Justin

So what are we then?

Brian

I don't know about you, but I'm single.

Brian

When you were a boy did you save the bird with the broken wings?

Ted

What did you do, tear them off?

Justin

Did you see me?

Brian

Yeah I saw you.

Justin

Well?

Brian

I think the contest was rigged.

You know him?

Brian

I taught him everything he knows.

Justin

Except how to dance. [to trick] What's your name? I'd ask him only I'm sure he doesn't know.

Shawn.

Justin

You're hot. I was watching you.

You were?

Justin

It made me want to fuck all night. Do you want to get out of here?

You lead.

Brian

I thought we had plans.

Justin

You couldn't do better. I told you I might have plans, too.

What's his problem?

Justin

He's just my stalker.

Justin

What a night!

Brian

So how was he?

Justin

He had the greatest ass. I brought him back, I fucked him all night. My dick's gonna be sore for a week.

Brian

That's enough.

Michael

Actually I'd like to hear more.

Ted

Speak slowly and enunciate.

Justin

Ah, he gave great head. He wanted me to fuck him with my crown on. Kinda kinky. But after a while, he got really clingy. He wanted to know if he could see me again.

Brian

So, what'd you tell him?

Justin

I told him that he could see me in his dream.

Emmett

So, who's up for the Absolute Abs Contest?

Justin

Don't go. You can't go. What are you going to do without me?

Brian

I don't know, I guess I'll survive.

Justin

This is disgusting. Really sick!

Brian

Are you looking at those hetero porn sites again?

Michael

[at the cinema] Man, when I think of all the Saturdays we spent here.

Brian

Yeah, I used to buy a ticket and let you in at the fire exit.

Michael

We never got caught!

Brian

What is this?

Ted

Your official membership to the Dead Faggots's Society.

Brian

Who are you, the fucking founding father?

Brian

You still have me, I'm not going anywhere.

Emmett

...hooray.

Justin

Do you want to come to my prom with me?

Brian

As what, your chaperone?

Justin

As my date.

Brian

ha... I'd love to. But my prom dress is still at the dry cleaners.

Brian

Yeah, that's just what I need, to be in a dance with a bunch of fucking 18-year-olds.

Justin

I thought you liked fucking 18-year-olds.