Brian quotes from Queer as Folk (US)

Justin

You do! You give a shit! You so care about me! You love me so much!

Brian

Get out!

Brian

Once this straight football jock picked me up and dunked my head in the toilet.

Justin

What did you do?

Brian

I followed him to his locker. It was open, his hand was up, like this. He was laughing so I slammed the door so hard it broke three of his fingers. And that was the end of the season for him.

Justin

What are you doing here?

Chris Hobbs

Checking out the freaks... like you.

Justin

Down here you're the freak.

Chris

Out of the way, faggot!

Justin

Hey! Hey! You guys see him! We go to school together and his name is Chris Hobbs! He just called me a faggot! See, Chris doesn't like faggots.

Chris

Shut up, Taylor.

Justin

Or maybe he likes them more than he thinks.

Chris

I said shut up!

Justin

He let me jerk him off! The faggot gave Chris Hobbs a hand job! He loved it!

Chris

You are fucked! [Chris runs off with his friends]

Emmett

You go, baby.

Brian

Congratulations. You just made yourself a real enemy.

Debbie

Would you two cut it out?

Michael

Ma, you're interrupting.

Debbie

Well, I hate it when couples make out in front of you!

Brian

It's French. We're frenching.

What'd you think? [holds up a zucchini]

Brian

Is it for dinner or for you?

Brian

What are you doing?

Justin

I'm killing you with kindness.

Brian

Well, don't think you've won. 'Cause if you do, you're dead.

Justin

Not as long as I've got you to protect me.

Brian

And I thought I was finally rid of you.

Justin

Not until I say so!

Brian

You should do him!

Michael

What do you mean 'do him'?

Brian

I'll give you an instruction manual.

Michael

I don't wanna be a saint. I wanna be a ruthless, heartless shit who fucks whoever he wants without conscience or remorse!

Brian

Sorry, that position has already been filled.

Justin

[after being refused service at Babylon] Who do you have to fuck around here to get a drink?!

Brian

Me! [to the bartender] Two beers please; I'm thirsty!

Brian

I know it's scarier finding your own way than doing what's expected.

Justin

I'm not scared.

Brian

You're fucking terrified, just like the night you met me. I was sure you'd go back home, but you didn't. You said: "I'm going with him."

Justin

I cannot believe that you remember that, considering how you couldn't remember my name.

Brian

And look what happened.

Justin

I turned into a big queer.

Brian

Yeah, lucky for you, otherwise I wouldn't be wasting my time. But it's too late now, there's no turning back.

Brian

I need coffee.

Ted

Someone was up fucking 'til the wee hours.

Justin

Was he cuter than me?

Michael

Jesus, Brian, your dad just died. How can you think about getting your dick sucked?

Brian

This is my grief counseling.

Emmett

How do you know if you can?

Brian

Because at his age he can rub up against a tree and get a hard-on.

Emmett

Having recently made love to a woman I can give you a few pointers.

Brian

Banging a bull-dyke for Jesus isn't exactly making love.