John is gonna write my favorite song in the future.
KKatie
Your favorite song in the future? Well, sing it to me.
S3 E1The Leap Home, Part 1
S3 E2The Leap Home, Part 2
AAl
[to Sam] Just remember you have an ace in the hole... me.
S3 E5The Boogieman
Do you have to sneak up on me?
AAl
I'm sorry. What do you expect a hologram to do? Knock?
MMary
Who are you?
FAFake Al
Yin and yang, good and bad. God...
...The Devil.
FAFake Al
In the flesh, so to speak.
MMary
This isn't possible!
Come on Al, tell me he's not real...
AAl
Uh...I...you...ah...he's real. Oh Sam, he's very real.
MMary
What is happening?
Why are you doing this?
FAFake Al
To put an end to your meddling. Who gave you the right to go bungling around in time, putting right what I made wrong?!
I'm just trying to get home.
FAFake Al
Well you're not going to make it!
S3 E10A Little Miracle
AAl
What's with Ebenezer there?
He's ready to tear down the mission with his bare hands, Al; I think I'm making things worse.
[Al is impersonating a future ghost]
BBlake
I know you. You're that jerk from the lobby.
AAl
I am the Ghost of Christmas Future. Whoo-haha!
BBlake
Please. The Ghost of Christmas Future wore a black cape. Jacob Marley had the chains.
S3 E128 1/2 Months
AAl
She think's she's having her baby in an alien spaceship.
S3 E13Future Boy
GCaptain Galexy
Im Afraid Captain Galaxy will have to go away for a while..we have time for one more letter..." {He reads a letter from Sam Beckett the boy asking about traveling through space/time; Galaxy explanation is just how the Adult Dr Sam Beckett does travel through time!]
S3 E14Private Dancer
AAl
Shake your booty.
S3 E19Last Dance Before an Execution
AAl
It's not like you're lost in a mall -- you're lost in time.
S4 E1The Leap Back
[Sam and Al have traded places -- Al as the leaper, Sam as the hologram from the lab.]
AAl
Do you have any Sweet 'n Low? Or Equal?
KKelly
Sweet 'n low? Equal?
No, no, no, no, no. They didn't have any artificial sweetner in 1945. Okay?
[Sam looks at Kelly.]
But boy, did they have women with big kazooms!
KKelly
Even with the cafe I'm rationed a half a pound of sugar a week. And Mike tries to put all of it into in his cup.
MMike
Are you forgetting who slips you an extra pound of butter every now and then?
KKelly
I didn't know I was swappin' sugar for it.
Well, if a pound of butter is all it takes, I got me a dairy farm that I...
AAl
[to Sam] Stop that!!
CWClifford Whiteside
We're to be married in two days! What are my mother and father going to say?
Cancel the church, the reception, the cake...
Revenge is mine, thus sayeth the hologram.
What do you got on Al?
ZZiggy
He is 175.26 cm tall, weighs 70.91--
Ziggy!
ZZiggy
Yes, Doctor?
Give me what I want, baby.
ZZiggy
Oooh. If you weren't my father...
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