Al quotes from Quantum Leap

It always amazes me what your Swiss-cheesed brain chooses to remember.

[to Sam] Just remember you have an ace in the hole... me.

She think's she's having her baby in an alien spaceship.

Shake your booty.

It's not like you're lost in a mall -- you're lost in time.

Don't do anything I wouldn't do. And if you do, take pictures.

It's much worse than death... in two days, she goes home... she spends the rest of her life alone... without love... in Cleveland.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. 'Oops! It was an accident! I accidentally killed everybody. Haw haw. Now I'm stuck with this secret load of secret treasure. Oh, I'm going to have to give up my measley, poor-paying professorship and go somewhere and live a life of ease and luxury somewhere else. Ha ha.' Give her an Oscar and let's get the hell outta here.

Bingo bango bongo!

I know it's more comforting to believe in plots, because if Kennedy could be killed that easily, by one sicko, what hope is there for the rest of us?

Gushie, if I should suddenly pop out of existence, I want to leave everything to my first wife, Beth.

He thinks I'm Saint Peter and that I'm going to send him to Hell for overcharging his hours.

He cancels out on Elvis! Oh! This is awful, Sam! Ziggy says now, Elvis doesn't even get discovered. And "Heartbreak Hotel" is recorded by the... Monkees! And "Jailhouse Rock" is recorded by Tony Orlando and Dawn. Ughh! Gag me with a spoon!

Your best bet is to stop moving until all electrical activity in the brain ceases.

Sam

That's called death.

Your best shot is freezing the brain until all electrical activity has ceased.

Sam

That's called death.

I never said it would be easy.