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SEASON 5

Quantum Leap · Season 5

Quantum Leap Season 5 quotes

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S5 E2Lee Harvey Oswald, Part 2

I know it's more comforting to believe in plots, because if Kennedy could be killed that easily, by one sicko, what hope is there for the rest of us?

S5 E6Star Light, Star Bright

Gushie, if I should suddenly pop out of existence, I want to leave everything to my first wife, Beth.

S5 E10Trilogy, Part 3: The Last Door

He thinks I'm Saint Peter and that I'm going to send him to Hell for overcharging his hours.

S5 E15Blood Moon

He has all the signs of the undead.

And you have all the signs of the brain dead.

S5 E21Memphis Melody

[Al consults his frequently malfunctioning handlink.]

He's at dinner.

He's at a dinner?

Yeah.

In the middle of the afternoon? He's at a dinner?

He's at a dinner, having diner.

What?

[Al slaps the handlink.]

Oh, he's at the diner having dinner... make it lunch.

He cancels out on Elvis! Oh! This is awful, Sam! Ziggy says now, Elvis doesn't even get discovered. And "Heartbreak Hotel" is recorded by the... Monkees! And "Jailhouse Rock" is recorded by Tony Orlando and Dawn. Ughh! Gag me with a spoon!

S5 E22Mirror Image

You're not just a bartender.

BABartender Al

That's true. I own the place, too.

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