Quantum Leap · Season 4, Episode 1
[Sam and Al have traded places -- Al as the leaper, Sam as the hologram from the lab.]
Do you have any Sweet 'n Low? Or Equal?
Sweet 'n low? Equal?
No, no, no, no, no. They didn't have any artificial sweetner in 1945. Okay?
[Sam looks at Kelly.]
But boy, did they have women with big kazooms!
Even with the cafe I'm rationed a half a pound of sugar a week. And Mike tries to put all of it into in his cup.
Are you forgetting who slips you an extra pound of butter every now and then?
I didn't know I was swappin' sugar for it.
Well, if a pound of butter is all it takes, I got me a dairy farm that I...
[to Sam] Stop that!!
We're to be married in two days! What are my mother and father going to say?
Cancel the church, the reception, the cake...
Revenge is mine, thus sayeth the hologram.
What do you got on Al?
He is 175.26 cm tall, weighs 70.91--
Ziggy!
Yes, Doctor?
Give me what I want, baby.
Oooh. If you weren't my father...
Dammit Ziggy! Tell me something I don't know!
Tina's having an affair with Gushie.
Something to help Al.
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