Mary: Who are you?
Fake Al: Yin and yang, good and bad. God...
Sam: ...The Devil.
Fake Al: In the flesh, so to speak.
Mary: This isn't possible!
Sam: Come on Al, tell me he's not real...
Al: Uh...I...you...ah...he's real. Oh Sam, he's very real.
Mary: What is happening?
Sam: Why are you doing this?
Fake Al: To put an end to your meddling. Who gave you the right to go bungling around in time, putting right what I made wrong?!
Sam: I'm just trying to get home.
Fake Al: Well you're not going to make it!

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