Sam quotes from Quantum Leap

Sam

I love my favorite-it's one of my favorites.

Sam

Wanna bite? Oh, I'm sorry, you're a hologram.

Sam

The fact that you were a practicing pervert at the age of 5 has nothing to do with the rest of the world!

Sam

Revenge is mine, thus sayeth the hologram.

Sam

That's if I'm a human. I'm not a human -- I'm a chimp. We don't have rules for chimps, do we?

Sam

You've got to reach for the stars, not for the ceiling.

Your best bet is to stop moving until all electrical activity in the brain ceases.

Sam

That's called death.

Your best shot is freezing the brain until all electrical activity has ceased.

Sam

That's called death.

I never said it would be easy.

Ziggy is blowing out microchips like they were popcorn. He just, he didn't see it coming.

Sam

What?

What? Sam, this is the 17th of June 1972.

Sam

So?

So? We're in the Watergate! Break-in, Nixon, impeachment...

Sam

I don't remember.

Oh, boy. The Republicans would love you.

At 22:15 Greenwich Mean Time, you must plug in a thousand-watt hairdryer in a house located at 111 Erie Drive, Buffalo, New York.

Sam

What?!

Sam

Is sex all you ever think about?

Well, except when I'm pulling you out of the fire, yes.

You are a elderly black man in the deep South and that is dangerous.

Sam

We've got Clapper.

Careful, Sam--there was no cure for that in 1953.

In two days, the Russians are going to shoot down the U-2.

Sam

The rock group?

Sam

How do I act retarded?

Just act natural.

Don't tell me there's not any light.... You brought me up here to a cabin to get murdered without electricity?!

Sam

See? Light, to shoot you by.