Name a nobleman who invented a hot drink you might enjoy with a hobnob.
Coffee Annan.
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[ Earl Grey tea not being named by the real Earl Grey ]
He was probably dead for 40 years before somebody came up with it.
Oh, like Jesus.
Drunk duelling, I'd like to see that.
I think you did that on series 16 of Top Gear.
STSandy Toksvig
There was one in 1892 which was a topless duel.
Oh wow that's brilliant. Channel 5 wow.
STSandy Toksvig
Ah between Princess Metternich and Countess Kielmansegg and what I love about this; said to have been caused by a disagreement over a flower arrangement.
What an excuse that sounds like Yeah well I don't like the flowers so get your top off...I'll duel you.
SPSarah Pascoe
Psst, I think Jeremy is listing swear words.
I'm way past twenty.
Are you, darling?
Press the red button now to see what they are.
Please, no. Don't tell me there are vegan tattoo places. There are really?
SPSarah Pascoe
Yes.
That's 1200 words in the Sunday Times next week, right there.
One answer has a klaxon and one does not, that much I can give away.
GBGyles Brandreth
Drugs are the making of the Olympics.
People have wine stoppers. What's the point of that?
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party in this country has proposed the creation of a 99 pence coin to save change.
SCSusan Calman
You've got such a gaze, Sandi. It's like the Eye of Sauron.
What are “Spoon Licker”, “Doorway Sniffer”, “Sausage Swiper” and “Meat Hook”?
Is that how you refer to us four? [Laughter] If so, name names.
SCSusan Calman
If you'd had to describe us, Sandi, which one of us would be the “Sausage Swiper”?
[presses buzzer]
I was being so careful...
[Phill is trying to pour tea while wearing goggles that make him see everything upside down]
How do you feel?
[strained voice] Glastonbury. 2000...
[Quoting NewAge bullshit generator ] “Hidden meaning transforms unparalleled abstract beauty”.
“It's a Coldplay B-side, isn't it?”
[Later]
What's the worst noise in the world?
I think I mentioned it before today: That would be Coldplay B-sides.
There were three divisions for swimming in my school: A, B and C. I was in F.
F for floating?
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