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S5 E9One, Maybe Two, Ways Out

I told you that newspaper thing was a dumb idea.

Are you at all serious? We just captured a dangerous international spy and you're hung up on the newspaper bit?

No. I'm hung up on the fact that you've been obsessed with this woman this whole time, she makes the ultimate move on you, and you shut her down. That makes no sense! Are you crazy?

I know it doesn't make any sense. Maybe I am crazy. All I can tell you is that... just now, in that moment, all I could think about was Jules. I just can't wrap myself around the fact she's dating Declan. Actually, it's actually killing me.

Shawn, that is not fair.

I know. I know it's not fair. And you're right. She likes this guy, who am I to stand in the way?

Exactly.

You think I don't want her to be happy? I want her to be happy. But--serious Shawn moment here--I want to be happy too, and for some reason I can't imagine that happening without Juliet.

Take lots of pictures. Not of sights. Don't take pictures of buildings. Take pictures of moments, because that's what matters.

S5 E10Extradition Part II: The Actual Extradition Part

Gus, don't be both Ashlee Simpson albums.

There were three Ashlee Simpson albums.

That can't possibly be true.

Autobiography, Bittersweet--

I will not do this with you right now!

Can I just say what I came here to say? I have a motorcycle.

Yes, you do.

And you know what? It is the purest form of freedom that I have ever experienced. You zip through traffic, park anywhere, you certainly don't have to help anyone move. Easily the best purchase I have ever made and I have never regretted it, not for one minute.

I get it, you love your motorcycle. Is there a point to this?

Yes there's point. Point is, since I've met you (pause) I've been thinking about getting a car.

You're not thinking something practical, or sensible....

No, I'm not throwing in the towel altogether. (Shawn and Juliet in sweeping romantic kiss)

[Shawn and Juliet are making out in the rental car and a cop taps the window]

You know what? Maybe now's not the time; I have a flight in an hour.

Wait a minute, I have a room! A really nice one. Paid for by a convicted criminal.

Why do you tell me these things?

Full disclosure!

PDPierre Despereaux

Have you guys ever seen those Batman movies? [takes out a grappling hook gun, shoots it in the air onto the roof, and disappears] Toodle-oo!

S5 E11In Plain Fright

Wait a second, you're mad at me for not being mad?

I'm shocked at you for not being shocked!

Ken!

No way.

Yes way... in a big way. Can I have your keys?

What?

I just saw a guy get killed.

Where?

In the murder room at the haunted house.

Isn't that what's suppose to happen?

Real guy, real murder.

Did you tell anyone?

We told Carol. But she was so busy texting with Bad Grammar Todd that she didn't care.

Will you let that go?

"Bitchin'", Gus. "Bit-Chin". It's the only word I insist people get right. Otherwise, you're saying it's bichin which is chinese for "too much face". Isn't that right, Ken?

Seriously, dude. I already told you last time: six words. Now why don't you just go tell somebody else?

We're telling you, Ken, and you wanna know why? Because it's high time we got the team back together, man. This is the type of big money case that will allow us to hire back our best Asian assistant ever. 3 Ninjas, Mega Mountain, reunited and it feels... so good.

I like that song.

Okay, just go with me here for a second. I know this is gonna sound crazy but what I'm thinking is we don't go to opening night of Scare Fest. We go next week maybe sometime in the afternoon when its not crowded at all.

Are you kidding? I spent the entire week finishing my route early. I took a vacation day.

Oh no, Gus, why would you do that?

You asked me to.

When?

The day they announced that they having Scare Fest again.

I don't recall that.

I have your speech as a video file on my Blackberry, Shawn.

All right, okay, enough with all the technology. Look, the truth is it's my horoscope: it says I should avoid places with urinal troughs and I just don't feel I can take the risk right now. I'm sure you understand. [Gus sobs quietly]

Are you crying?

I'm disappointed, Shawn.

God. [Gus continues to sob]

EAEve Asher

When I heard two boys snuck onto a ride, I wasn't expecting this.

Why, because he's black?

What are you doing?!

I'm playing the race card.

Even if that was OK for you, you're playing it wrong.

I doubled down.

S5 E12Dual Spires

That owl is made entirely out of cinnamon!

Which means it is both wise and delicious.

MMaudette

Isn't cherry the best?

Best what?

MMaudette

Everything, silly.

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