Shawn and Lavender McElroy in “Shawn Interrupted”

Shawn

They tell me I got something called Narcissistic Personality Disorder. But, uh, the truth is this lustrous hair and dimpled chin are merely chapter one. I'm a veritable cornucopia of high-octane maladies, such as outrageous intelligence syndrome. And a little obsessive successful disorder.

Goodness. I've never encountered a patient who suffers from so many diseases that don't exist.

Shawn

Well, they, uh they exist where I come from.

And where is that?

Shawn

The future.