Megan Smith quotes from Privileged

Rose

Are you sure this is the right place?

Megan

Welcome to the public school system girls.

Sage

Oh that reminds me, I forgot to TiVo Prison Break.

Megan

A doctor that does house calls, how quaint.

Marco

He gets $5,000 a day.

Megan

By quaint I mean holy crap.

Megan

I hooked you up with an organization called "Once Upon a Dress." They provide donated dresses to high school girls. who can't afford them for prom and home homecoming.

Sage

So they wear used dresses? I'd sooner borrow someone's tooth brush.

Marco

How's my little Jackie Collins doing?

Megan

Huh?

Marco

In my heart your up here writing trashy romance novels, don't take that away from me.

Charlie

Not every guy is gonna cheat on you.

Megan

You say there but I haven't told you about the hot blonde in Jacob's office.

Megan

I'm not crazy. There was a vibe!

Charlie

I'm sure there was. You're still crazy.

Megan

Aww thanks Sage.

Sage

Not a compliment.

Megan

My best friend from Yale is flying in from New York today, her name is Karen and you're going to love her.

Marco

Well I'm only starting to love you, let's not muddy the waters.

Will

I work for Peter Friedland, he's a sports photographer.

Megan

Hey, like you!

Will

Like me, except he gets paid and published and all that good stuff.

Megan

My friend Karen is flying in from new york and she's going to stay with me the next few days and I was hoping you could show us some of that rich ass Palm Beach living. You know maybe we could take a spin on one of your yachts tomorrow afternoon

Will

How many yachts do you think I have?

Megan

Okay well if the yacht's unavailable, we can go for a ride on one of your horses or elephants.

Will

Did it never occur to you I had a job?

Megan

Umm no, but that's probably because I've known you for four months and you never mentioned you had one, but I'm silly like that.

Megan

I'm all about having lots of eggs in the basket. Yes, yes, I might like one egg more than the other but the fact that I have other eggs puts the pressure off the one egg I like really like so it won't crack.

Marco

I have no idea what you just said but now I'm jonesing for an omelet.

Megan

I can't believe you were listening to us yesterday.

Marco

You can't? That's adorable.

Megan

This is not how I wanted to look when I see the guy that I'm trying to be casual about casually dating.

Marco

But mentioning your pickle breath is a rock solid turn on.

Will

You don't have to worry, this isn't a rebound thing. I've been out with a few women since lily and I broke things off. So by definition...

Megan

You rebounded.. and scored. Look at me using the sports metaphors!

Will

I want a second chance.

Megan

It'd be a third chance; the balcony was your second.

Will

I want a third chance.