Megan Smith quotes from Privileged

Megan

No kissing on campus. That was rule... I'm not sure which rule that was, but it's an important one.

Megan

[to Rose] You're grounded, indefinitely. We're talking the X Games of grounding, without the games. After your little French final tomorrow, you are confined to these four... make that six to eight walls. No phone, no Internet, no Pilates. Consider your new status "grounded to infinity."

Megan

Sage, when I was your age, my biggest concern was trying to get Ethan Hawke to marry me. The Reality Bites Ethan Hawke, not the "I left my wife for my nanny and haven't showered in ten days" Ethan Hawke.

Sage

[upon meeting Megan] I know who you are... And PS I puke cuter than that outfit you're wearing.

Charlie

Yeah my job comes with a hair net, I don't judge.

Megan

[to Sage] With great power, comes great responsibility. Shout out to Uncle Ben.

Megan

Uncle Ben is Spider-Man's uncle, not mine. I just want to make that clear.

Megan

Aren't you coming with me?

Marco

Oh yes, I just love unnecessary encounters with law enforcement officers... you're on your own Sister Sledge.

It's nice to see you on top of things...

Megan

I like to be on top.... of things... in work situations.

Megan

You can't not try because you're afraid your gonna fail... that'd be like not wanting to go on a date because your afraid all guys will cheat on you... that'd be like not writing because your afraid your not gonna get published anyways

Rose

Are we talking about Sex and the City now? Because I loved that movie.

Megan

Being in the principal's office kinda makes you feel like a kid a again. You probably are a kid. Bad kid if your sitting here. I was a good kid. Not that I'm judging you. Just saying. Hugs, not drugs.

Mr. Cassidy will see you now.

Megan

[to kid] I'll put in a good word for you.

Sage

If she has to Laurel will buy you in to Duke just like Parker's dad bought him into Brown.

Megan

Hello? If that's the case what am I doing here?

Sage

Good point, don't forget to write.

Megan

I had to go on a date just so people wouldn't think I was a lesbian..

Marco

I could see that...

Megan

I know I would make such a great lesbian.. but sadly I'm straight.

Marco

Go on just pretend like we're not even here.

Megan

I'm not talking to myself. I'm just practicing a conversation I'm going to have with a real person at a later date. Totally different.

Megan

They're really sweet with each other.

Marco

They have to be, who else is gonna like them?

Megan

You girls underestimate me. This is an impenetrable force I'm all knowing, all seeing.

Sage

Laurel found out!

Megan

Yeah, the woman's good.

Megan

Can we go to the spa?

Patience grasshopper.

Megan

Patience schmacience. I have a knot so deep in my neck it's almost a bone... I named it Sage.

Megan

How do I look? Should I change? I didn't know what to wear.

Marco

Well you can start by wearing a watch, dinner started 5 minutes ago.