Charlie Hogan quotes from Privileged

Charlie

The case of sage's exploding face has officially been solved. Apparently Betty and Veronica here thought it would be a good idea to put muscle relaxers in Sage's drink.

Sage

[upon meeting Megan] I know who you are... And PS I puke cuter than that outfit you're wearing.

Charlie

Yeah my job comes with a hair net, I don't judge.

Megan

[to Sage] With great power, comes great responsibility. Shout out to Uncle Ben.

Megan

Uncle Ben is Spider-Man's uncle, not mine. I just want to make that clear.

Marco

Why don't you write her a Dear John letter while you're at it.

Charlie

What are you talking about?

Marco

Don't be coy with me Chuckles.

Charlie

Not every guy is gonna cheat on you.

Megan

You say there but I haven't told you about the hot blonde in Jacob's office.

Megan

I'm not crazy. There was a vibe!

Charlie

I'm sure there was. You're still crazy.

Charlie

Now let me give you some advice.

Megan

Like I need any, but go ahead.

Charlie

Will just lost a job, right? Probably the first real rejection the guy's ever had. So instead of focusing on the imaginary test you thought you gave him, why not try being the great girlfriend he needs right now?

Megan

It's a little on the simple side.

Megan

Lily got married.

Charlie

What!?

Megan

Thank you for having the proper reaction. What!?

Megan

Woh..

Charlie

I love you Megan.. Tell me you feel the same way and I won't go. Tell me you need me to stay.