Megan Smith quotes from Privileged

Charlie

Now let me give you some advice.

Megan

Like I need any, but go ahead.

Charlie

Will just lost a job, right? Probably the first real rejection the guy's ever had. So instead of focusing on the imaginary test you thought you gave him, why not try being the great girlfriend he needs right now?

Megan

It's a little on the simple side.

Megan

What's this?

Rose

These are a few of my favorite things... I would have sung that, but that probably falls under the delightfulness rule.

Megan

Your singing is delightful so we'll have none of that.

Rose

[about Megan and Will] Get out... are you guys a couple?

Megan

Uh no, we are not sharing. You to know why? You're grounded from all fun things, including gossip, chit chat, delightful banter. You are grounded from banter.

Megan

Lily got married.

Charlie

What!?

Megan

Thank you for having the proper reaction. What!?

Will

I'm just trying to be respectful here.

Megan

Respect is for grandmas. I want naked and stuff.

Will

So what happened tonight? You got pretty enthusiastic with the vodka.

Megan

That was not the plan.

Will

There was a plan?

Megan

Well yeah. I thought we'd, you know, have a few drinks, get a little loosely goosey. I kept drinking when you kept drinking and you're much bigger than I am and all of a sudden I got very loose very fast.

Megan

Will's a playboy right?

Marco

Generally speaking, absolutely.

Megan

So why isn't he playing me? I'm ready to go. Wearing to go. Every night's the same -- just when we get to the good part he says "oh it's getting late" or "I have an early tennis match." I mean who plays that much tennis?

Rose

Megan do you know anything about knives?

Megan

Okay, i don't like where this conversation is going already.

Will

I'm sorry I told you to ditch your family. The woman I fell in love with could never give up on anybody.

Megan

Did you just..?

Will

That's right, I love you Megan Smith. Deal with that.

Megan

I love you too.

Megan

Cancel the check!

Will

The bank's closed.

Megan

You're a billionaire, isn't there a special number you call?

Will

Yeah, it's 1-800-im-rich.

Megan

That's not even enough numbers.

Megan

[about Charlie] When all is said and done, he's my best friend in the whole world and I have to say goodbye.

Will

And what I'm saying is you've already kissed your best friend goodbye.

Megan

Woh..

Charlie

I love you Megan.. Tell me you feel the same way and I won't go. Tell me you need me to stay.

Marco

Waiting for a distraction is not a plan.

Megan

Well it's less fattening than your turtle plan.

Rose

[taking out knife] This is a survival kit.

Megan

Oh I'm gonna hate this story, aren't it?

Rose

You know how I moved in to my own room about a month ago after I found out you guys all lied to me about different stuff?

Megan

You decided to kill us and leave our bodies in the woods?

Rose

Wow, that's super dark Megan.

Megan

Some might say she's single-handedly revitalizing the economy with her shopping addiction.

Rami

Some might ask you to take that silver lining and hang me with it.