Will Davis quotes from Privileged

Will

I work for Peter Friedland, he's a sports photographer.

Megan

Hey, like you!

Will

Like me, except he gets paid and published and all that good stuff.

Megan

My friend Karen is flying in from new york and she's going to stay with me the next few days and I was hoping you could show us some of that rich ass Palm Beach living. You know maybe we could take a spin on one of your yachts tomorrow afternoon

Will

How many yachts do you think I have?

Megan

Okay well if the yacht's unavailable, we can go for a ride on one of your horses or elephants.

Will

Did it never occur to you I had a job?

Megan

Umm no, but that's probably because I've known you for four months and you never mentioned you had one, but I'm silly like that.

Will

You don't have to worry, this isn't a rebound thing. I've been out with a few women since lily and I broke things off. So by definition...

Megan

You rebounded.. and scored. Look at me using the sports metaphors!

Will

I want a second chance.

Megan

It'd be a third chance; the balcony was your second.

Will

I want a third chance.

Will

I'm just trying to be respectful here.

Megan

Respect is for grandmas. I want naked and stuff.

Will

So what happened tonight? You got pretty enthusiastic with the vodka.

Megan

That was not the plan.

Will

There was a plan?

Megan

Well yeah. I thought we'd, you know, have a few drinks, get a little loosely goosey. I kept drinking when you kept drinking and you're much bigger than I am and all of a sudden I got very loose very fast.

Will

I'm sorry I told you to ditch your family. The woman I fell in love with could never give up on anybody.

Megan

Did you just..?

Will

That's right, I love you Megan Smith. Deal with that.

Megan

I love you too.

Megan

Cancel the check!

Will

The bank's closed.

Megan

You're a billionaire, isn't there a special number you call?

Will

Yeah, it's 1-800-im-rich.

Megan

That's not even enough numbers.

Megan

[about Charlie] When all is said and done, he's my best friend in the whole world and I have to say goodbye.

Will

And what I'm saying is you've already kissed your best friend goodbye.