Marco Giordani quotes from Privileged

Marco

You're not gonna start singing songs from Annie are you? Because I bet my bottom dollar that you could.

Marco

[to Megan] Well, well, well. Someone fell out of bed and into a makeover. What's going on, Red?

Sage

I so would have rocked my mug shot...

Marco

I'm sure there will be plenty more opportunities.

Megan

Aren't you coming with me?

Marco

Oh yes, I just love unnecessary encounters with law enforcement officers... you're on your own Sister Sledge.

Megan

I had to go on a date just so people wouldn't think I was a lesbian..

Marco

I could see that...

Megan

I know I would make such a great lesbian.. but sadly I'm straight.

Marco

Go on just pretend like we're not even here.

Megan

I'm not talking to myself. I'm just practicing a conversation I'm going to have with a real person at a later date. Totally different.

Megan

They're really sweet with each other.

Marco

They have to be, who else is gonna like them?

Megan

How do I look? Should I change? I didn't know what to wear.

Marco

Well you can start by wearing a watch, dinner started 5 minutes ago.

Megan

A doctor that does house calls, how quaint.

Marco

He gets $5,000 a day.

Megan

By quaint I mean holy crap.

Marco

Why don't you write her a Dear John letter while you're at it.

Charlie

What are you talking about?

Marco

Don't be coy with me Chuckles.

Marco

How's my little Jackie Collins doing?

Megan

Huh?

Marco

In my heart your up here writing trashy romance novels, don't take that away from me.

Megan

My best friend from Yale is flying in from New York today, her name is Karen and you're going to love her.

Marco

Well I'm only starting to love you, let's not muddy the waters.

Megan

I'm all about having lots of eggs in the basket. Yes, yes, I might like one egg more than the other but the fact that I have other eggs puts the pressure off the one egg I like really like so it won't crack.

Marco

I have no idea what you just said but now I'm jonesing for an omelet.

Megan

I can't believe you were listening to us yesterday.

Marco

You can't? That's adorable.

Megan

This is not how I wanted to look when I see the guy that I'm trying to be casual about casually dating.

Marco

But mentioning your pickle breath is a rock solid turn on.