Sage Baker quotes from Privileged

Sage

You think you can lecture me on being a good sister? I'd jump in front of a bus to save rose from being hurt. You'd throw lily under a bus for fun.

Sage

[upon meeting Megan] I know who you are... And PS I puke cuter than that outfit you're wearing.

Charlie

Yeah my job comes with a hair net, I don't judge.

Megan

[to Sage] With great power, comes great responsibility. Shout out to Uncle Ben.

Megan

Uncle Ben is Spider-Man's uncle, not mine. I just want to make that clear.

Sage

I so would have rocked my mug shot...

Marco

I'm sure there will be plenty more opportunities.

Sage

If she has to Laurel will buy you in to Duke just like Parker's dad bought him into Brown.

Megan

Hello? If that's the case what am I doing here?

Sage

Good point, don't forget to write.

Megan

You girls underestimate me. This is an impenetrable force I'm all knowing, all seeing.

Sage

Laurel found out!

Megan

Yeah, the woman's good.

Rose

Is megan still out with her dad?

I don't know, you never ask me about my family. [Romie leaves]

Sage

Does Romie have a family?

Rose

Are you sure this is the right place?

Megan

Welcome to the public school system girls.

Sage

Oh that reminds me, I forgot to TiVo Prison Break.

Megan

I hooked you up with an organization called "Once Upon a Dress." They provide donated dresses to high school girls. who can't afford them for prom and home homecoming.

Sage

So they wear used dresses? I'd sooner borrow someone's tooth brush.

Rose

Sage is just mad because our friend Precious is getting all famous.

Sage

She's not famous, she did a movie with elephants and subtitles.

Rose

I hate subtitles.

Sage

Yeah everyone does.

Megan

Aww thanks Sage.

Sage

Not a compliment.

Sage

But what if I'm not fun?

Rose

What are you talking about? You're super fun.

Sage

Yeah with you and at like parties and stuff. But you know how you're always saying, school just comes easy for me. Well being adorable just comes easy for you. It's a gift Rose, you should cherish it.

So what should I do?

Sage

Okay, Rose is a big time romantic, I mean she's seen The Notebook like nine times.

Really? I love that movie.

Sage

Yeah, maybe don't share that with everyone. But say if you could be here around six, bring some flowers and just be your dork little self.

Sage

I'll need a wing man, are you in?

Rami

What's in it for me?

Sage

Nothing.

Rami

I'm in.

Rose

Did you know everyone in this town hates each other?

Sage

Um yeah. It's Palm Beach, not the friggin' Midwest.

Rose

I think you're way overreacting

Sage

Umm.. you're obsessing over a fat girl from Spacecamp and I'm overreacting? My guy is a religious zealot!

Rose

He goes to church.

Sage

Zealot.

Rose

That does not make him a zealot...

Sage

Come on, you've seen The Da Vinci Code. What if he's the albino and flogs himself?