Rose Baker quotes from Privileged

Megan

You can't not try because you're afraid your gonna fail... that'd be like not wanting to go on a date because your afraid all guys will cheat on you... that'd be like not writing because your afraid your not gonna get published anyways

Rose

Are we talking about Sex and the City now? Because I loved that movie.

Rose

Is megan still out with her dad?

I don't know, you never ask me about my family. [Romie leaves]

Sage

Does Romie have a family?

Rose

Are you sure this is the right place?

Megan

Welcome to the public school system girls.

Sage

Oh that reminds me, I forgot to TiVo Prison Break.

Rose

Sage is just mad because our friend Precious is getting all famous.

Sage

She's not famous, she did a movie with elephants and subtitles.

Rose

I hate subtitles.

Sage

Yeah everyone does.

Megan

What's this?

Rose

These are a few of my favorite things... I would have sung that, but that probably falls under the delightfulness rule.

Megan

Your singing is delightful so we'll have none of that.

Rose

[about Megan and Will] Get out... are you guys a couple?

Megan

Uh no, we are not sharing. You to know why? You're grounded from all fun things, including gossip, chit chat, delightful banter. You are grounded from banter.

Sage

But what if I'm not fun?

Rose

What are you talking about? You're super fun.

Sage

Yeah with you and at like parties and stuff. But you know how you're always saying, school just comes easy for me. Well being adorable just comes easy for you. It's a gift Rose, you should cherish it.

Rose

Whatever this is, it smells wonderful.

It's a pot of boiling water.

Rose

Well I bet you're going to turn it into something wonderful.

Rose

Did you know everyone in this town hates each other?

Sage

Um yeah. It's Palm Beach, not the friggin' Midwest.

Rose

Megan do you know anything about knives?

Megan

Okay, i don't like where this conversation is going already.

Rose

[referring to Sage and Luis kissing] They look so cute.

Rami

It's about damn time.

Marco

What is ... oh look, happy people. Alright that's it, show's over, nothing to see here!

Marco

[to Luis] You, easy to replace sous chef, hands off the queen bee and get back to work. [to Sage] And you trouble with a capital S, stop distracting him. Young love, makes me sick.

Rose

I think you're way overreacting

Sage

Umm.. you're obsessing over a fat girl from Spacecamp and I'm overreacting? My guy is a religious zealot!

Rose

He goes to church.

Sage

Zealot.

Rose

That does not make him a zealot...

Sage

Come on, you've seen The Da Vinci Code. What if he's the albino and flogs himself?

Rose

[about Luis] What if he started avoiding you after you told him you never had sex before?

Sage

I would hate him.

Rose

Exactly. Almost as much as I hate Emo.

Rose

All this personal growth stuff is stressful.. it's hard figuring out who you want to be.

Sage

Frankly I don't know why we started trying. Things were a lot easier when we just shopped... I blame Megan.

Sage

Totally.

Rose

[taking out knife] This is a survival kit.

Megan

Oh I'm gonna hate this story, aren't it?

Rose

You know how I moved in to my own room about a month ago after I found out you guys all lied to me about different stuff?

Megan

You decided to kill us and leave our bodies in the woods?

Rose

Wow, that's super dark Megan.