You know, you're the one thing in my life I can always rely on. Whatever happens you're always there. There are never any surprises with you, Kenny.
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I don’t have a secret life.
You do now.
[Voiceover from credits]:
I was just wondering if you were a bit nervous about all this rock star thing.
Well, a bit, I suppose, but don't tell anyone. I'm trying to hide it.
From that point of view, don't you think it would be a good idea if you came out from under the desk?
"Tomorrow, definitely.
Can I give you a word of advice about being a rock star?
“You’ve talked me out of it.
I’m not trying to. Kenny, rock stars are kind of, well, mean. What you’ve got to do is less of the cute, and more of the mean. I want you to find the mean part of yourself, Kenny.
I lied to my Mum once… I told her I’d had a school lunch when I’d given my dinner money to Help the Aged.
Lynda wants me there [at the presentation]. What sort of guy would I be if I went off and played at being a rock star?
I think you should give a lot of consideration to that.
I hear the singing's great. I hear the song's great. All you need is a little personality. Kenny, I'm here to teach you personality.
You want me to find Kenny for you?
You know where he is?
I could guess who he's with. Next best thing.
That's the thing about teaching. Sometimes they actually learn.
Is Kenny ever wrong about anything?
I know someone who says they saw it happen but I think they were just talking big.
Thanks.
For what?
I don't know. Everything.
I'm not responsible for everything. I just make it look that way.
Lynda [to Kenny]: You going to be okay?
Okay? He’s going to be better than okay. He’s going to be like me, only with niceness, and in tune.
Do you think I can really do this?
Kenny Phillips can do anything he wants to.
Lynda, you're not at school any more. You don't have to call me 'sir'.
I know. Sir.
I think I'm going to enjoy being grown up.
You were never anything else.
Kenny [sarcastically]: Well, hold the front page.
[Hold the front page! echoes across the newsroom]
Everyone, I was joking!
I have faith in human nature.
Well, you don't get out much.
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