Kenny quotes from Press Gang

Kenny

[arriving at Mr Sullivan's house, nervous]: Hello, Mr Sewage!

Kenny

You?

Kenny

The thing about Lynda is, Sam, she's not half as hard as wants you to think.

Kenny

Yeah, sure. By the way, who are you?

Kenny

You know, I’ve always wondered what planet you were on.

Kenny

We'll need a lot of ten pences.

Kenny

Why did I ever doubt you, boss?

Kenny

Colin, you are almost worth knowing for moments like these.

Kenny

In your world, Colin, what colour is the sky? Do the trees talk to you?

Kenny

Colin, try and understand this. I'm not agreeing. There's absolutely no way on this earth I'm ever going to be a rock star. Okay?

Kenny

Everyone, I was joking!

Kenny

Highest IQ in the room, and I stay friends with her.

Kenny

Coffee-making. That's something I always wanted to have a shot at.

Kenny

Why me?

Lynda

Sullivan likes you.

Kenny

Sullivan hates me!

Lynda

All right, Sullivan knows you. Now go!”

Kenny

Oh, exaggerating am I? Okay. Ten years ago, school sports day.

Lynda

Oh here we go.

Kenny

Lynda Day is six years old.

Lynda

I can't believe you're bringing this up again.

Kenny

Do you know what she does?

Lynda

Apart from winning every event.

Kenny

Except one.

Lynda

That was badly adjudicated. It was a travesty of justice.

Kenny

Lynda, it was the egg and spoon race.

Lynda

Yeah and I was a clear two inches ahead of Suzy Bennett. Travis was blind.

Kenny

Travis was our teacher and he was blind. With tears of agony about two seconds later.

Lynda

Oh, I can't believe you're still bringing this up.

Kenny

And there he was with Lynda hanging from his leg by his teeth.

Lynda

This is pathetic, isn't it?

Kenny

It's true. You went straight up to him and sank your teeth into his leg.

Sarah

Kenny! [waiting for him to notice the phone is ringing; the call he's been anxiously waiting for]

Lynda

You're exaggerating again.

Kenny

He was all over the playing fields trying to shake you off.

Lynda

Oh, rubbish.

Kenny

I saw him in the street the other day. He still walks with a limp.

Kenny

How did you know it was me?

Lynda

Save the print run. We've got till seven. How did you know I was here?