Lynda quotes from Press Gang

Lynda

See where it says ruler? Well that's who it belongs to.

Lynda

Are you telling me, Colin, you have spent Gazette money on a hundred thousand defective half ping-pong balls?

Lynda

Starting from now we've got exactly three hours to write next week's news.

Lynda

We'll have sewage all over the front page!

Lynda

Mr. Sullivan, this is Lynda. Could you wait just one moment? [looks at Spike expectantly] Goodbye. Send us a postcard. Wish you were there already [Spike storms out, Lynda looks back at the newsroom] Kenny, why have I just phoned the weather forecast?

Lynda

I don't do conversation! Anything I say comes out like an order. I say 'hello' and people salute.

Lynda

One thing I've always wondered about you, Graham. When you wake up in the morning, how do you tell?

Lynda

Colin, I want the books. And I don't want to hear how they've been eaten by your cat, or how they were stolen by a roving band of deranged accountants, or how the recent stock market collapse in New Guinea has rendered the figures meaningless in a very real sense. I want the books now!

Lynda

It's just a phase.

Lynda

You know, you're the one thing in my life I can always rely on. Whatever happens you're always there. There are never any surprises with you, Kenny.

Lynda

It's you and me, Kenny. The wicked queen and Jiminy Cricket.

Lynda

Dear diary, it's that cute American again, and he's searching my desk. Does this mean he fancies me? It's so difficult to know what to say in these situations. One wants to be firm with him, but just a little seductive. Find out what the hell he's doing, but maybe encourage him a little. I need style, authority, and sex appeal. [pause, and, to Spike] Something of interest in my drawers?

Lynda

This is life. No guaranteed happy endings.

Lynda

Wrong day to power dress.

Lynda

I think you're getting your biology a little confused.