Kenny, Lynda and others in “Unfinished Business”

Oh, exaggerating am I? Okay. Ten years ago, school sports day.

Oh here we go.

Lynda Day is six years old.

I can't believe you're bringing this up again.

Do you know what she does?

Apart from winning every event.

Except one.

That was badly adjudicated. It was a travesty of justice.

Lynda, it was the egg and spoon race.

Yeah and I was a clear two inches ahead of Suzy Bennett. Travis was blind.

Travis was our teacher and he was blind. With tears of agony about two seconds later.

Oh, I can't believe you're still bringing this up.

And there he was with Lynda hanging from his leg by his teeth.

This is pathetic, isn't it?

It's true. You went straight up to him and sank your teeth into his leg.

Kenny! [waiting for him to notice the phone is ringing; the call he's been anxiously waiting for]

You're exaggerating again.

He was all over the playing fields trying to shake you off.

Oh, rubbish.

I saw him in the street the other day. He still walks with a limp.