Lynda quotes from Press Gang

Sarah

Can you explain to me how I have just argued myself into doing exactly what you wanted me to do in the first place? You are a devious, unfeeling, calculating, manipulative bitch.

Lynda

Well you were asking what made me a better choice for editor.

Kenny

I'm not going to let you go to pieces while there is nothing to go to pieces about.

Lynda

So what are you saying, I should go in there and edit a newspaper?

Kenny

Put it this way, what would Spike want you to do?

Lynda

The usual. Wear tighter clothes and show more cleavage.

Kenny

Well, are you going to give into that kind of rubbish?

Lynda

If you weren’t such a perfect friend, I could like you better. And, by the way, I don’t mean that.

Kenny

Oh, I’ll get over it. You’re only calling me perfect because you’re mad at me.

Kenny

Lynda, I really don't think this is a good idea.

Lynda

When I say you're in charge, you're in charge, Kenny!

Lynda

Do we have to involve the entire newsroom in any little fight we have?

Spike

I don't know. Shall we take a vote?

Lynda

Kenny, can you go and shout at Graham for me?

Kenny

Any particular reason?

Lynda

Yes, but I forget. Better keep it general.

Lynda

Tell Sarah the lead article is completely lousy, and if she doesn't have it up to scratch by seven tonight, I'll burn her house down.

Kenny

Lynda, is there something you want to tell me about?

Spike

Is Kenny ever wrong about anything?

Lynda

I know someone who says they saw it happen but I think they were just talking big.

Kenny

Thanks.

Lynda

For what?

Kenny

I don't know. Everything.

Lynda

I'm not responsible for everything. I just make it look that way.

Kenny

Do you think I can really do this?

Lynda

Kenny Phillips can do anything he wants to.

Lynda, you're not at school any more. You don't have to call me 'sir'.

Lynda

I know. Sir.

Kenny

I think I'm going to enjoy being grown up.

Lynda

You were never anything else.

Kenny

I have faith in human nature.

Lynda

Well, you don't get out much.

Lynda

Why do you always assume I'm incapable of handling anything technical?

Kenny

I find it saves time.

Lynda

Can I dock someone's pay?

Kenny

On your birthday. If you've been good.

Kenny

Why, it’s Cinderella back from the ball. So how was Prince Charming?

Lynda

Stow it, Buttons!

Kenny

Fair enough, boss. Actually, I’ve always thought of you more as the wicked queen from Snow White.