See? Everything the kid touches turns to wet kibble.
TTaboo
It's true, Mr. Lucky. I'm a jinx.
No, you're not. It was just a coincidence.
A coincidence that ruined my perm.
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GMr. Geekman
He's more perfect than Pi. Oh, I can't wait to show him to all of the kids in my algebra class. For once, they'll see that their old math teacher's search for perfection has come to fruition. All I have to do now is ride home, tell the wife, and bring her back here to see her new pet.
(to Taboo) See? I told you it's not bad luck.
GMr. Geekman
Be sure to leave a little sign on the gate, Olaf! I don't want anybody to take that dog before I --
Mr. Geekman!
(sarcastically) Oh no, no. He's not bad luck at all.
TTaboo
Ever since the day I was born. Hmm, I remember it like it was months ago.
(deadpan) It was months ago.
Stupendous!
Strudel, what is it?
You won't believe this, but if you multiply the diameter of the parking lot by the height of the fence, then divide it by the length of this kennel, you get Pi!
(as Lucky, Cookie, Squirt, and himself look at Strudel confused): Cherry or pumpkin?
TToyoshiko
Don't worry, Strudel; you can never erase the memory of a friend.
I think I have an idea.
GPGirl Puppy
Hey, man, that's my roof you're messing with. Put it back. The metal blocks the gamma rays from the dog-catcher's pup-detector.
Oh, sorry, strange, random puppy.
We got to get rid of this walking handbag. He's a menace!
I thought you never met a mutt you didn't like.
He ain't no mutt. He's an alligator.
An alligator who can talk!
Yeah. How'd you learn to do that, anyway?
RRover
Oh, you know, from other dogs, much like yourselves.
Yeah, dogs you ate.
RRover
Not me. Oh, I'm a vegetarian.
I don't care if you're a Presbyterian. You're not a pet like us.
I'm worried about Rebound. I've never left her alone a whole week.
You've got nothing to worry about, Mother. Look who you're leaving her with -- a dog expert.
Where?
That's not Agatha! She's a short old lady with gray hair and big, goofy glasses.
You just described half the passengers on this ship.
TTundra
You wouldn't let down a puppy who's following his dream... would you?
Fuhgeddaboudit! There's only so far we can go for a pup!
...and apparently, just how far's pretty darn far.
Great, great, great. We're so deep in the woods that even a couple of squirrels can't find their way around.
I guess we really are lost.
Does this mean we have to start eating each other? 'Cause if we do, I pick Strudel.
Ack!
PPepper
[sighs] I'm getting too old for this nonsense.
Hold me back, Lucky, or I'll tear him limb from limb!
Oh sure. (Flatly) Don't do it, Squirt. He's not worth the trouble.
Yeah, I suppose you're right. But if Sarge ever bad-mouths an innocent, young pup like that while I'm around, it's gonna take more than just Lucky to hold me back.
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