A character in Pound Puppies (1986)
Voiced by Nancy Cartwright
Pound Puppies (1986) · 151 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Pound Puppies (1986): in 55 of its 151 quotes
Most scenes with: Cooler (43), Whopper (39), Nose Marie (33)
Settle down, honey lamb. Nose Marie won’t hurt you. You’re safe with me.
Aw.
(sighs) That really warms to cockles of my heart. Whatever those are. (laughs)
Bright EyesCooler, maybe the teensy puppy could use my Dolly’s house for a home.
Absotutely, guys. Hey, not a bad name for him either, Teensy.
Sleep tight, honey lamb, in pleasant dreams.
Hiya, Teensy! Want to see my dirt collection?
Oh, Whopper! I just had him all calmed down and you went and uncalmed him again!
Maybe he’s so scared of dirt.
(to the audience) You know what? I’m scared of everything.
Okay, kid. Put it right there, kid! Come on, kid! You can do it, kid! Give it the old pepper, kid!
Perfectamundo, kid! Hey, Teensy, my pup. Mellow out. No one’s gonna hurt you down here.
Bright EyesWe’re all super-duper fun loving puppies just like you!
Yeah. Just like you except we’re a milli… a trill… a kabillion times bigger. Yeah.
Don’t you pay no never mind to that, sugar plum. Size doesn’t matter. It’s what’s in here that counts.
Bright EyesGot any nifty Queenie’s?
No. Goldfish.
Well, after two weeks with us, puparoo, you seem to be getting along just dand-dand-danding.
Yes. I’m winning.
Whoa! Either my ears are on the fritz, so Holly’s trying to contact me with Puppy Power.
What’s Puppy Power?
You might call it radio station K-Pup that plays nothing but love songs.
(to Cooler) Puppy love songs, that is.
Hi, everyone. I’ve got great news! I found a perfect home for Teensy. This little girl lives in an apartment, and a small puppy like Teensy would fit in just right. Auntie Katrina’s away buying more bricks, so now’s the time to get him out. I’ll meet you upstairs.
(gasps) Home? For Teensy?
Of course-a-rooney. Remember the Pound Puppy model, neither rain, no snow, no Katrina Stoneheart.
So, stop the good guys!
Bright EyesFrom delivering neato puppies.
(singing) To happy home!
I know. I just didn’t think he’d have to leave me so soon.
Teensy, this is your new home.
Are you coming with me, Nose Marie?
No, sweetie pie. You live with a nice little girl here.
(crying) I don’t want to leave you, Nose Marie!
Bright EyesGolly gee willikers! No pup’s ever not wanted to be adopted before.
Yeah, this could put a bad mark on our whiz-bang success record.
Ah! I don’t wanna be a bad mark! I just want to stay with Nose Marie!
Don’t worry, Teensy. We’ll find another puppy for this little girl.
And we’ll take you back to the little old pound with us.
(hugging her) Thank you, Nose Marie!
Bright Eyes, go grab damn cookies and cakes and bring them here.
Bright EyesAnything for my peachy king friend.
You really would do anything for me, wouldn’t you, kid?
Bright EyesSure, Toots! That’s what friends are for!
(gasps) Wait a minute. I don’t know who’s the bigger sucker. Bright Eyes or me.
(Off-screen) Puppy Power, (howling) we have another puppy for you.
This little dude would like a home.
One from which you’ll never roam.
Bright EyesSearch the city from up above and find this pup a child to love.
(barking) I wanna live with her! (rushing off and wearing a bobble hats and a scarf) When can we leave?
Gee! You’re not in a hurry or anything else, are you?
We’ll pupscalate upstairs and have you adopted before you can say… Katrina Stoneheart.
Keep your eyes peeled, Brattina. I have a feeling something big is about to happen. Aha! There’s a big dopey mutt just asking to be caught! (She realizes it is Howler shaped hot-air balloon) Oh!
(howls)
Brattina! Do something!
No sweat, Mommy Dearest! I’ll smell those flying furballs!
Uh-oh. Looks like we are the catch of the day!
(singing) I’ve got the stinkers! I’m going to stink ‘em!
Whoa!
You mangy mutts! Put us down!!
(howls) With pleasure.
Okay, crew! Up, pup and away!
Here’s Jungle pup Whopper searching the forest for something to keep Jody warm!
Bright Eyes(Off-screen) HELP!
The jungle pup princess has been captured by the dreaded black panther! Yeah! Our hero can swing in option! (swinging to rescue Bright Eyes) Whoa-hoa-hoa! Without any panther’s own safety, Jungle pup Whopper dives endureth the monster of biomass bear tape!
Whoa!
Now I know why we dogs learn a lot on the couch.
Bright EyesGood work, Whopper! This ought to keep Jody nice and toasty. Come on!
Blast it all! That moaning mongrel is at it again! Crying, crying, crying! I’ll give him something to cry about. (tripping over the stool) Ouch! (crashing into the closet) Oh! That pesky pooch has yapped his last yap!
(moans)
Whopper, baby cakes, what’s the problem-o?
Something was after me. Yeah. (imagining it was a ghost, vampire and the army of werewolves) It was a ghost. Oh! Vampire had once to suck your blood. No, no. It’s an army of puppy-eating werewolves. (howling)
Now, Whopper sugar, you just had another little old bad dream.
Bright EyesJumping jelly beans! How are we ever gonna stop Whopper’s creepy crawly spooky nightmares?
With some good old puppy power magic. Abracadoggy-dabra!
Boy, oh boy! Whopper, you gotta get some new dreams.
Bright Eyes(rubbing her eyes) Yeah. I’m super glad that one’s done.
Now all we have to do is get you over your little ol’ fear of the dark.
No. That’s impossible. No way. Can’t be done, can it?
Hey. That spooky jazz-a-rooney is just your imagination working overtime.
What’s an imagination?
It’s the place in your head where you make stuff up, and you got the wildest and wackiest imagination in the whole pound.
But I’m not making it up! It’s really dark and scary!
Whopper honey, the dark is just the same as daytime only with a little ol’ lights turned out.
And I know just how we can prove it.
Bright EyesFinding gums for all the other puppies is as easy as gumdrops.
(yawning) But now that Katrina is on vacation.
Are you sure you don’t want the little old night light, Whopper?
Nah. Tonight, Wonder Whopper is gonna have nothing but sweet dreams. Thanks to all my puppy pals. Goodnight, everybody. (turning off the lamp)
Goodnight, Whopper!
Mother’s Day is that special date when you tell your mum she’s super great. Serving her breakfast on a tray says “I love you” in a wonderful way. But it’s not a gift or the size of amount. It’s the love that comes with it that makes it count. Yes. Mums are the best without any doubt, and that’s what Mother’s Day is all about.
Bright EyesI sure wish we had a mum to honor today.
But Nose Marie is just like our mum, isn’t she?
Bright EyesYeah. This’ll be her nifty special day, cos we’ll do all the work for her.
We could call it Nose Marie Day! (howling)
Say, Nose Marie, we have a surprise-aroo for you!
Not now, Cooler honey. That new little old pup named Freddie is loose upstairs and Katrina has him on the run.
(barks and whimpers)
Get into that cage, you filthy mongrel!
And don’t show your smelly doggy face again.
Well, don’t just stand there, you two. Where are they?
Where what?
My gifts. It’s Mother’s Day. I’m a mother. Where are my gifts?!
Oh. Here, Auntie Katrina. (She shows Katrina) I made this card myself. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Nobody in the world has a mother like you.
Ooh, isn’t that sweet? (ripping the Mother’s Day card) I hate sweet! This isn’t the gift! I want merchandise! I hope you did better, Brattina.
You betcha. (She shows Katrina a present) Happy Mommy Dearest Day.
A plant? Uck! It disgusts me.
But it’s special, Mommy Dearest. It’s an icky-poo Puppy-Eating Plant.
Puppies, puppies, puppies!
Oh, Brattina! It’s a Mother’s Day dream come true! (kissing Brattina)
Eww! Totally gross me out, why don’tcha!
I love puppies! Puppies! Puppies!
Freddie dumpling, don’t you worry about that silly old vegetable. We’re going to get you adopted, just as soon as I clean you up with a little old bath.
Whoa! Hold on there, ma’am. This here is Nose Marie’s Day, which means you don’t do Narry no work at all. Yeah.
But…
Bright EyesNo buts about it. We’ll get Freddie a super-duper bath.
With my new improved Bath-O-Matic!
Bath-O-Matic home!
Bark Captain, we’re sinking fast! Abandoned ship to all in its puppy fire furry!
I think the Bath-O-Matic has some few more adjustments.
Ahh! We’ve been hit by enemy fire!
Bright EyesOh! This never happens when Nose Marie gives baths.
Oh. This pampered life is boring.
Oh. Sounds like a certain sleepy head needs a nap.
(yawning) Yeah, but I can’t fall asleep with a bedtime story.
Then your all sit right back and listen, Freddie. Bedtime stories are my specialty. “Once Upon a little old Time…”
Bright EyesStop! Don’t say another word.
What?
It’s your day off, remember? We’re doing all your chores for you.
Bright EyesIncluding bedtime stories.
(pushing Nose Marie to the door) So go relax, Nose Marie.
Oh, fiddly dee! This relaxing is becoming downright exhausting. (sighs)
But who’s going to tell me a story?
(as an old man) The little old storyteller me. Oh, Freddie, my pup. Did I ever tell you about the time I barked at a kitty? Uh, no. I mean a tiger… No, no, no. Was the cat monsters from Mars?
Never.
Oh, by cracking! (imagining he was soaring across the milky way in his ship) Them on days. Well, there I was soaring across the street. No. The milky way. When suddenly, they attacked the monster cats. They bombarded my ship with giant killer furballs. Of course, I put up a food fight.
Take that, and that, and that! Oh, by cracking the fur was really flying. Yes, free! Oh, I thought it was a goner.
You’re all gonna be goners if you don’t clean up this mess and pronto.
Bright EyesSure thing, Cooler. Sorry.
This never happens when Nose Marie tells the story. (hoovering up the feathers) I wish Mother’s Day was over.
Yeah. Then Nose Marie could clean up this mess.
So long, Pound Puppies!
I dug the stinky yucky gunky hole. Nice and deep, Mommy Dearest.
Puppies!
With my Puppy-Eating Plant guarding the plant, no mongrel will ever escape again!
Puppies! Puppies! I love puppies!
Whoa! That is one jumbo economy-sized vegetable.
(groaning) Oh.
Well, it’s been a long day, riding the range partner. And those cow pups are plumb. Dog-type took her out.
Which mean we’re bushed. How does Nose Marie do it every day?
Beats the fleas out of me, but we have puppy proof of how important Nose Marie is to us. So let’s go tell her.
That might not be so easy. Nose Marie is gone!
What?
She left a note. (reading) Dear gang. I’ve gone to get myself adopted. I just hope my new master likes me.
Like her? I love her. She’s the most wonderful puppy ever.
Well then, I guess we’ll just have to take her to California with us.
Alright!
(barking squeakily)
Come on, Lisa. We don’t wanna miss our flight.
(reading continuously) If all goes well, I’ll be flying to California today. I missed you all, but at least I’ll be with someone who needs me. Love Nose Marie.
(howls) This is awful. Nose Marie doesn’t think we need her.
Boy! Is she wrong?
Bright EyesAnd she’s leaving on a plane for California! Oh, what do we do?
We have to stop her. Pound Puppies, let’s start pounding!
Follow me, crew!
Puppies!
Puppies! Puppies! I love puppies! (picking them up)
Stop it, you overgrown ruta eater! Put them down!
Puppies!
(singing) The icky-poo puppies are gonna be munched! Gonna be munched! Gonna be munched! The icky-poo puppies are gonna be munched! The plant has caught them all!
Eat your puds off us, you overgrown salad bar!
Oh! Now I know why you should eat vegetables, so they eat you!
Oh, I just love little puppies! Love them, love them, love them!
Well, what do you know? He does love puppies. (laughs)
What?! You’re supposed to eat them, not love them, you-you weed!
The only things I eat are people and kitty-cats who are mean to puppies!
To the airport-a-rooney and step on it!
There are some things that even I won’t eat! Ugh!
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