FRFlight Recorder
Will all passengers please fasten your seat belts and prepare for take-off?
Are you all ready to go, Nose Marie?
As ready as I’ll ever be, Lisa.
FRFlight Recorder
Flight Niner five to Los Angeles requests our clearance for take-off.
P1Pilot #1
Oh, hold the phone, Flight Niner five. We have unauthorized personnel on the runway.
P2Pilot #2
Correction. We have unauthorized dogs on the runway.
(Imitating siren noise) Hey! Pull over!
FRFlight Recorder
There’s going to be a short delay, folks. We have a bunch of dogs blocking our take-off.
What are you all doing here?
Nose Marie! Don’t leave us, kiddo! I need you!
HBHowler, Bright Eyes and Whopper
We need you!
The puppy pound just wouldn’t be the same without you.
I missed you, southern fried goodness!
Nose Marie, what’s going on? Oh. Is Nose Marie your dog?
Well, kind of. You see, we really need her help with the pound.
Well, how about another puppy who’s just as nice and cute? Hi. My name’s Freddie.
Oh. Freddie, you’re perfect.
Whoa. The only way to beat this heat is to think cool thoughts. Like cooler is cool, ice is cool, the lagoon is cool.
I’m really sick about poor little old Thunderhawk.
Bright EyesHe’s drinking more water than the otter. He can’t stand the heat!
What’s the temp up to now, Whopper?
It’s a hundred… a thou… No. A mid-air of core diamond degree!
Bright Eyes
Howler, can you tell us why the heat is hitting Thunderhawk so super-duper hard?
(howling) The Computer-Pupter should give us the answer.
CPComputer-Pupter
Thunderhawk’s problem is, he’s hot! He’s hot! He’s hot!
We know he’s hot, but why is he hotter than the rest of us hotshots?
I think I have the answer. (looking at the book) It says here. Thunderhawk’s the Siberian Husky. These dogs thrive best in a cold climate. They love ice and snow.
Then what we have to do is get this puparoo a master with an igloo.
Puppy Power, do your stuff. Find a place that’s cold enough.
(to Thunderhawk) A master with a freezing home. Someplace maybe north of Nome?
Bright Eyes
Where’s Nome?
In Alaska, same time zone is Santa Claus.
Hey, Nahook. Nice sled! You gonna be in the race on Saturday?
Nah. I still don’t have a dog. How can I race?
Well, maybe you can pull the sled yourself. Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Very funny, Oran. (sighs)
I can be Nahook’s sled dog.
And Nahook could be your new ever loving master.
Together, we can win any race.
Pups and puppets, we’re snowbound hounds! Alaskey, here we come!
Bright Eyes
Air mailing ourselves to Alaska is a super-nifty idea, Cooler!
But, kids, please, don’t try this at all.
I just hope I haven’t already seen the inflight movie.
(Off-screen) There they are!
Those walking float mongrels won’t get away from me! Grab them!
Let’s hit the friendly skies, guys!
Gotcha! No! Let go of me!
Take your gunky hands off me! Eww! Icky!
No! Get me out of here! Let me out I say! Where are we going?!
Star light, star bright. First star I see tonight. I wish I may, I wish I might. Have this wish I wish tonight. I wish I had a dog to pull my sled to victory.
Who in the world are you?
I’m Santa Whopper, and I bought you a present.
Hi. My name is Thunderhawk. You need a sled up for the big race?
And I’m your pup. (he licks Nahook)
Bright Eyes
Aww! Thunderhawk finally has a loving master to care for him!
Now listen, Thunderhawk, I want to win that race tomorrow.
Great! We’re gonna leave Oran in the slush.
Whoa. Looks like winning a race is the only thing those who care about.
Musketeers, on your marks, get set…
Bright Eyes
We’re behind you all the way!
(howls) Check out who’s behind us! Katrina Stoneheart!
Full speed ahead! (laughs evilly)
Crew, I believe this is a cute and discadoo!
In a pound pup open sleigh
O’er the fields we go
Barking all the way (barking)
KBKatrina and Brattina
Trouble beaver trap
Makes up smart or shrap
I’ll take down the puppy pound
Makes that lots of fun
Oh! Pound Puppies, Pound Puppies
Barking all the way
What a brach always fast
In a pound pup open sleigh
KBKatrina and Brattina
Pound Puppies, Pound Puppies
There’s no place to run
What a tree the pups are beast
Doggy days are gone
And the winner of the Junior Cross Country Dog Sled Race is Laura Swanson!
Better luck next time to both of us.
Bright Eyes
(sadly) Sorry we lost the race for you, Thunderhawk.
(sighs) I guess I’m not a winner after all.
Are you kidding? You’re more than a winner. You’re a hero! And now we both know that there are more important things than winning.
Things like being a real pet.
That mean you still wanna adopt me?
You know what? They both look like winners to me.
Okay, crew, time to roll. We have to catch the late mail flight back to the pound.
Cooler, do you think Katrina will get back to the pound before we do?
Gee. I don’t know, Whopper.
Make it stop, Mommy Dearest! Make it stop!
Oh, Brattina, stop whining and just keep moving!
It depends on how fast she can run. (laughs)
Well, today’s the day, Bright Eyes. It’s Talent Show City.
Are you ready to sing your heart out, honey lam?
Bright Eyes
Ooh, ready and rating to go. I’m gonna knock their socks off. Wish me luck! Although, I know I don’t need it.
Hmm. If this is a bragging contest, Bright Eyes will win first place-a-rooney.
Here it is! The Pets ‘R’ People Too Restaurant.
Whoa, a dress code! No furs, no feathers, no food.
Right. That’s because it’s only for pet on us and airy animals.
Bright Eyes
What a nifty neato idea! It’s like feeding time at the zoo!
Yeah, but they’re eating vegetables and stuffing’s good for ya. I wanna eat junk food.
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