James quotes from Pokémon

Prepare for trouble, or you'll walk the plank!

Make it double, or your boat will sink!

That doesn't rhyme!

To protect the world from devastation!

To unite all peoples within our nation!

To denounce the evils of truth and love!

To extend our reach to the stars above!

Jessie!

James!

Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!

Surrender now or prepare to fight, fight, fight!

Meowth, that's right!

[referring to the Sharpedo] Is it possible they're all smiling at us?

Well, if they are smilin' it's probably because they're lookin' at the next meal they're gonna devour!

So how come you didn't see the Sharpedo coming!

Seviper!

Hey! Who are you crazy dudes, anyway?

Prepare for trouble all you dudes and dudettes!

Make it double...

Enough! You already got that part out!

Hey! What do you want?! And quit staring at me like that! [starts knuckling Aron on the head] You're not scaring anyone with that head armour!

JAMES, KNOCK IT OFF!

I don't deserve this!

Yes you do!

We'll discuss it later!

Oh, no! I don't believe it!

Prepare for trouble from the depths of the earth!

And make it double for all the trouble it's worth!

And they still insist on doing their motto?

Pretty pathetic, isn't it?

The shame.

Meowth! Do ya mind telling me what you're doing?!

I'm a Beau-ti-fly, I ain't never heard a' Meowth!

Uncover that thing right now!

It was all Meowth's idea!

Huh?

Prepare for trouble from up on the ridge!

And make it double, 'cause we've raided the fridge!

To protect the world from devonstation!

To unite all peoples within our nation!

To denounce the evils of a yummy pear!

To extend out reach to a chocolate éclair!

Jessie!

James!

Team Rocket blasts off with all the four food groups!

And believe it or not, that includes much of all soups!

Oy, gevalt!

Wobbuffet!

Team Rocket!

Team Rocket!

I can't believe you were just a nice old couple!

No one's ever accused us of being old!

And certainly not a couple!

We can do this the easy way or the hard way.

How about no way. Magnemite, Thunderbolt!

Magnemite!

It didn't work.

Magnemite.

You're wasting your wattage.

We've shielded ourselves from all electrical hijynx!

Now, let's have it show our hand!

Magnemite!

While we stay at arm's length!

Magnemite!

Pikachu

Pika!

Oh no!

Looks like we have the stone and a lighter!

Guess we'll get glowing!

Time to fly!

Hey, you get back here!

Sorry. We can't hear you!

But you haven't heard the last of us!

They're getting away, and this fog is covering their escape!

It will be impossible to follow 'em!

All that hard work for nothing...

So much for the fruit of our labour.

Guess we're just stuck with the fruit we already got.

Wobbuffet.

Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!

Now I know what a hotdog feels like: boiled in its own juices.

I'm sweating here like a Snorlax in leather pants.

Oh, please! Stop the pity party, wimps! We'll find water any minute now.

I'll take a large, please. [faints]

Make dat two wit ice. [faints]

Oh, who am I kidding? [faints]

Twerp straight ahead, and while he's busy battling with that wacky kid in a costume, we'll grab Pikachu.

[referring to Nicolai] Wait a minute. Isn't he that kid we ran into before who was obsessed with his short pants?

I don't care if he likes the short pants, long pants or underpants! I just wanna get Pikachu!

Wobbuffet.

So I'm gonna do it now! Go, Seviper! [Sends out Seviper]

Seviper!

Listen here, Seviper, as soon as the twerp is looking the other way, I want you to grab Pikachu.

Seviper.