“Classroom Training!” quotes from Pokémon

That is so cute! You must tell me where did you get it! Veilstone City, Jubilife City?

Piplup...[My goodness...]

Uhhhh....actually, my mom sent it to me.

If your mom sent it, it must be handmade! It's adorable! You are so lucky!

[getting annoyed] Please, Miss Senior, at least introduce yourself! [Should have asked her that earlier, Zoey?]

[realizing she got overexcited, immediately calms down] Oh, sorry about that. [runs to her Abomasnow and the two strike a pose] Hi! The name is Candice and I'm the Gym Leader of Snowpoint Gym!

Gym Leader? See, I'm Ash from Pallet Town and I'm here because I want to challenge the Snowpoint Gym.

Yippeee! We haven't had a challenger in so long! [later the group are walking around Snowpoint City] Things have been on the slow side at my gym.

Slow, huh? That's too bad.

Well, when you live in a town that's this far north and this cold with not much to do here, challengers don't come around all that much.

And since I have so much free time on my hands, I'm actually a teacher at this school now.

Wow, a Gym Leader and a teacher. [Like Roxanne from the Hoenn Region]

So, Ash how many badges do you have?

I've got six

That's great! I'm wondering if I can show you off as an example to my students at the training school?

You mean battling?

No. I'd really like you to help me teach a class! I'd think it would be a great experience for all of them. Can we have the Gym Battle later?

I'd be happy to do anything I can. Right Pikachu?

Pikachu

Pika! [You know it!]

His worn out sayings are more boring than he.

That's how you sell newspapers.

If his badges command respect, my ribbons would produce borderline hero worship.

Wobbuffet. [I'll support you on that.]

Hi, how are ya?

I'm fine. My name is Jeremiah and I work as a Pokétch company rep.

Cool. You're from Jubilife City?

Right. The bulk of my time is spent selling Pokétches but then after watching all those trainers buy our products, it hit me. I've decided I wanted to go on my own journey. So, I chose this Skuntank as my partner and started studying about Pokémon from square one.

[shaking Meowth] Excuse me, you're a Meowth. Why didn't you know?!

I'm dressed up as a person, so I didn't want to blow my cover! Capiche? [Well, you could have just answered the question like Jeremiah did, and none would be the wiser!]

[groans] This stinks!

Relax, you simply show off your true power when you're in battle, see? Desk type work? That's not really your thing.

Pikachu

Pikachu. [He's got a point, you know.]

I wondered about that.

[immediately bolts up] Jeremiah!

For a trainer with six badges, you don't seem to know much. To be honest, I'm surprised.

Hey, I'll do better next time.

I would hope so. [he leaves]

Don't worry. It doesn't change you're a genius in Gym Battles, really.

Yeah, maybe. Hey, where's Dawn and the gang?

I don't know who you are, but you're certainly not trainers, so I'll just take care of you myself! Skuntank, let's go! [summons Skuntank]

Skunky! [Get ready to fight!]

Carnivine, follow suit! [Carnivine gets summoned, but like always, it hugs and bites James in the head affectionately] Great Galoot! Now, please, Vine Whip!

[uses Vine Whip to entangle Skuntank] Carnvine! [Let's see if you can break this Vine Whip!]

Oh dear, use Scratch! [Skuntank can't because it's trapped]

Skun-un-un! [I can't use the move while trapped!]

You can't? Alright, Night Slash! [But like the first time, it can't use Night Slash because it's entangled by Carnivine's Vine Whip]

Un-un! [I'm stuck!]

A class whiz does not make a great battle or made.

Peep's sake!

Spewing facts, battling fake! [While Jeremiah knows theories, he doesn't have battle experience. You need to apply the theories into real skills if you want experience]

I owe you a big thanks for saving Skuntank and an apology for the rude things I said.

Skunnnnn...[He really means it, Ash]

Naaahhh.

Really, after seeing your Ice Aqua Jet, it makes the quiz results seem like nothing. I'm going to put my kiai into it that someday I can battle just like Ash. Today's class was the best one I ever had.