Marla and Phil in “Pheremonally Yours”

Excuse me! Oh.

Oh, hey, can I help you with that?

(Southern Accent) Oh, why, thank you! These books are more slippery than a greased pig at a fourth of July picnic.

Hee, yeah. I know what you mean.

I'm Marla Beauregard.

I'm Phil Diffy. Aren't you in, uh...Mr. Ginsberg's english class?

Well, I believe I am. Are you ready for that dreadful midterm he's cooked up for us?

No, I'm not.

Ah. Well, we better get to class. Here, let me take some of those for you.

Oh, my. You're gonna help me carry my books?

Well, if I carried you, people might stare.

(Giggles)

You coming?

Course, Philip. I'd follow you barefoot through a briers patch.