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Phil of the Future · Season 1

Barbara, Phil and others in “Phillin' In”

Barbara

Now, don't forget. There's a list of emergency numbers on the fridge, and here's a list of chores we'd like you to do. Um, rake the leaves, clean out the garage, and do the recycling.

Phil

No problemo.

Curtis

(Growls and Snorts)

Barbara

Oh, and don't forget to give curtis his B-A-T-H.

Curtis

Huh?

Pim

Oh, you mean his bath.

Curtis

Heehh! (Muttering Frantically) No take a bath!

Barbara

Ohh.

Pim

Aw, nutsicles. That's why you spelled it.

Lloyd

This is a disaster!

Barbara

What's the matter?

Lloyd: I can't find the car keys! Everybody fan out! Phil, Pim, you gotta scour the living room. We gotta find these keys. We gotta(Their in his hand)--good work, everybody. So, Barb, you excited about the road trip? You know, I rented a convertable.

Barbara

"Psyched" isn't the word. "Nervous" is the word.

Lloyd

All right, kids. I love you. We'll see ya.

Pim

Love you.

Barbara

I love you, baby. Be good. Be good.

Pim

Bye, mom.

Barbara

Take care of her.

Lloyd

Honey, can you get that big suitcase for me?

Barbara

Hey, that--I will call to check in around 4:00. Pim, mind your brother. Ohh, Lloyd, this is yours!

Phil

Bye!

Barbara

Bye, guys! Behave yourself.

Phil

So...

Pim

So...

Phil

Hey, uh, about these chores, there's not many of them, so i'll just do 'em. We cool?

Pim

We're cool...

Pim

But when i'm done with you, you'll be so cool not even that precious afterburner will be able to warm you up.

Curtis

Teeyah makkah?

Pim

What?!

Curtis

Teeyah makkah.

Pim

Curtis, you're in America now. Speak english.

Curtis

"Beek engrish."

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