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Phil of the Future · Season 1

Phil, Lloyd and others in “Phillin' In”

Phil

What's goin' on?

Lloyd

I'm thinking about takin' one of those old-fashioned road trips, just me and your mom headin' down the highway, wind in our hair, backseat full of snacks.

Phil

Oh, rewind. That means you're leaving me home w-w-with...That.

Lloyd

Pim, what do you think you're doing?

Pim

Just bustin' stuff.

Pim

What do you think you're doing?

Phil

Mom and dad are going away for the weekend.

Pim

Yes! Pim's home alone!

Pim

I'll miss you.

Lloyd

No. You won't be home alone. You'll be with Phil.

Lloyd

And he's in charge.

Pim

I'm sorry. My ears are still ringing for some jackhammerin' I was doin' earlier.

Pim

You said what, now?

Lloyd

You heard me, Pim. Phil's in charge. he's older, he's more responsible, and he doesn't spend his weekends bustin' up stuff.

Pim

But, dad, I--

Lloyd

Pim, we're not gonna talk about this anymore.

Phil

Uh, dad, can--can--can we talk about this a little more?

Lloyd

Sure.

Phil

See, I don't think that Pim really needs a baby-sitter. I think she needs more a zookeeper.

Lloyd

Son--

Phil

No, no. A whole team of zookeepers with muzzles and high-powered hoses and tranquilizer guns.

Lloyd

Okay, okay, here's the deal. I know being in charge is a lot of work, but if you keep a lid on things and you watch your sister and you get your chores done, i'll make it worth your while.

Phil

No way.

Lloyd

Yes way. The afterburner. It's yours.

Phil

What are you standing around for? Go! Scram! Get packin'. Come on. This weekend's gonna be smooth.

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