Come on, pokey. Can you keep up?
Looks like the end of a long run of a father whuppin' his son--but wait! Wait, what's this in my pocket? Oh...
Afterburner? That's cheating!
I can't hear you! Eat my vapor! Whoo! Ha ha!
Cheater!
Who are you callin' cheater? (Laughs)
So when do I get to use the afterburner?
I'm afraid you're not old enough to handle this kind of speed, son! It takes nerve, coordination, and most of all, maturity! Last one home's a doofus-head! Whoo! Ha ha!
What's goin' on?
I'm thinking about takin' one of those old-fashioned road trips, just me and your mom headin' down the highway, wind in our hair, backseat full of snacks.
Oh, rewind. That means you're leaving me home w-w-with...That.
Pim, what do you think you're doing?
Just bustin' stuff.
What do you think you're doing?
Mom and dad are going away for the weekend.
Yes! Pim's home alone!
I'll miss you.
No. You won't be home alone. You'll be with Phil.
And he's in charge.
I'm sorry. My ears are still ringing for some jackhammerin' I was doin' earlier.
You said what, now?
You heard me, Pim. Phil's in charge. he's older, he's more responsible, and he doesn't spend his weekends bustin' up stuff.
But, dad, I--
Pim, we're not gonna talk about this anymore.
Uh, dad, can--can--can we talk about this a little more?
Sure.
See, I don't think that Pim really needs a baby-sitter. I think she needs more a zookeeper.
Son--
No, no. A whole team of zookeepers with muzzles and high-powered hoses and tranquilizer guns.
Okay, okay, here's the deal. I know being in charge is a lot of work, but if you keep a lid on things and you watch your sister and you get your chores done, i'll make it worth your while.
No way.
Yes way. The afterburner. It's yours.
What are you standing around for? Go! Scram! Get packin'. Come on. This weekend's gonna be smooth.
Now, don't forget. There's a list of emergency numbers on the fridge, and here's a list of chores we'd like you to do. Um, rake the leaves, clean out the garage, and do the recycling.
No problemo.
(Growls and Snorts)
Oh, and don't forget to give curtis his B-A-T-H.
Huh?
Oh, you mean his bath.
Heehh! (Muttering Frantically) No take a bath!
Ohh.
Aw, nutsicles. That's why you spelled it.
This is a disaster!
What's the matter?
Lloyd: I can't find the car keys! Everybody fan out! Phil, Pim, you gotta scour the living room. We gotta find these keys. We gotta(Their in his hand)--good work, everybody. So, Barb, you excited about the road trip? You know, I rented a convertable.
"Psyched" isn't the word. "Nervous" is the word.
All right, kids. I love you. We'll see ya.
Love you.
I love you, baby. Be good. Be good.
Bye, mom.
Take care of her.
Honey, can you get that big suitcase for me?
Hey, that--I will call to check in around 4:00. Pim, mind your brother. Ohh, Lloyd, this is yours!
Bye!
Bye, guys! Behave yourself.
So...
So...
Hey, uh, about these chores, there's not many of them, so i'll just do 'em. We cool?
We're cool...
But when i'm done with you, you'll be so cool not even that precious afterburner will be able to warm you up.
Teeyah makkah?
What?!
Teeyah makkah.
Curtis, you're in America now. Speak english.
"Beek engrish."
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