Party Down · Season 1
I was once involved in a workplace romance. It kinda got out of hand. It was a sex explosion. It's really the only way I can describe it. We did it constantly, in vans, in bathrooms, in the bushes. It was non-stop sex.
Hello? Is this work?
This is work-related, Ron. We fucked in the sink. We fucked in the dinghy.
You know, acting is like crime. But instead of using guns or clubs, I assault you with emotions.
Or even knives.
Grab your destiny by the balls and squeeze hard. I'll bet you've never done that in your career.
No, I wouldn't even know where destiny's balls are.
I mean, you might've told me you were married before I fucked you.
Would you have fucked me if I told you I was married first? Gotta split. Good seeing you, Melissa.
This is going to be absolutely magical...
I believe you mean absolutely gay.
Don't be such a homophobe. Nothing gay about a gay wedding.
That's gonna be strike one. One more and I'm gonna report you to Alan Duk.
You know there are three strikes in baseball.
Well, this isn't fucking baseball, weasel face! It's catering!
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